Heartland

If a hipster falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

Yes, but you've probably never heard it.

Nice.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool.

Q: Have you heard the new hipster joke?
A: Yeah, I have it on vinyl.

IZ.

This guy - the ultimate Hipster joke.

Question: when did we start calling them "hipsters" and stop calling them "tw@s"? Every time one of these rolled-up-jean-street-shoes-without-socks-wearing bearded Warby-Parker-sporting phuquits decides that something's "cool" I have to go through the wardrobe and work out what I now have to stop wearing to avoid being mistaken for one of these people. Bad enough that one of them accosted me last summer to tell me that my Ray Bans were "cool" - I felt obliged to grab them by the knackers and beat them to death with my steel-reinforced VHS copy of Blues Brothers.

My favourite hipster joke :
How do you drown a hipster ?
In the mainstream.

EvilBastard wrote:Question: when did we start calling them "hipsters" and stop calling them "tw@s"? Every time one of these rolled-up-jean-street-shoes-without-socks-wearing bearded Warby-Parker-sporting phuquits decides that something's "cool" I have to go through the wardrobe and work out what I now have to stop wearing to avoid being mistaken for one of these people. Bad enough that one of them accosted me last summer to tell me that my Ray Bans were "cool" - I felt obliged to grab them by the knackers and beat them to death with my steel-reinforced VHS copy of Blues Brothers.

It's a good job that no-one has ever thought that goths, punks and other assorted weirdos were "tw@s" worthy of being beaten to death isn't it?

Sometimes they play t Whitby, sometimes they score.. Real Gothic FC is