Heartland

But he does go to heaven...

Any interest in the rest of the joke, or will it put too many noses out of joint?

Actually it is posted back in 2005

https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic ... arly+gates

I really liked the "What do you get when you cross Lee Iococca with a vampire?" one it was pretty cool for that time back

Interesting, I heard the joke at least 20 years ago. Happy I didn't bother typing the whole thing.

Still as lame as 20 years ago ...

paul wrote:Still as lame as 20 years ago ...

agreed. having just re-read it i did wonder at why Nick (sic) Fiend occasionally turns up. having double-checked that he is still alive i dont get that bit.

Is it that the joke is that Nik Fiend is supposed to be undead or something? I dunno.

Why is Peter Gabriel up there?

Phil wrote:Why is Peter Gabriel up there?

He qualifies as a Saint for having been in a band with Phil Collins I guess.

Hom_Corleone wrote:

Phil wrote:Why is Peter Gabriel up there?

He qualifies as a Saint for having been in a band with Phil Collins I guess.

Collins is the devil. And not in an amusing goff/death metal kind of way, either.

Phil wrote:

Hom_Corleone wrote:

Phil wrote:Why is Peter Gabriel up there?

He qualifies as a Saint for having been in a band with Phil Collins I guess.

Collins is the devil. And not in an amusing goff/death metal kind of way, either.

Absolutely.

Evidence -

I can beat that...

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My eyes! My eyes!

I mean, it's a well-executed tattoo, but the subject matter?

(Oh I can't leave that feed-line hanging...)

The subject should also be well-executed.

markfiend wrote:Is it that the joke is that Nik Fiend is supposed to be undead or something? I dunno.

yeah i sort of thought that and then discounted it as being a fairly obvious anti-darkling type of joke, and that this wouldn't be anti-darkling as only darklings would get it.

Phil wrote:I can beat that...

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truly astonishing.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Phil wrote:I can beat that...

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truly astonishing.

... Absolutely ... ...