Gary Numan's favourite biscuit is...

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Tesco Shortcake. This, and other information, available in the Guardian Gary Numan WebChat, for them's what's interested.
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I was expecting an awful biscuit-based pun based on one of his song titles. :lol:
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Dan wrote:I was expecting an awful biscuit-based pun based on one of his song titles. :lol:

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And perhaps, by extension...

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Y'know, I was trying to provide a public service, thinking, "Maybe some of my chums might enjoy reading Mr. Numan's responses." But you people can't take anything seriously, even for a second, can you, hmm? Oh no, it's all, "let's derail this thread as quickly as we possibly can, let's abandon earnest discussion in favour of tea-time-related baked goods (and heroes) punnery."

Honestly, I despair of you lot, really I do - I don't know why I bother sometimes! :roll:
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^^^that takes the biscuit that does^^^
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I was expecting it be of the soggy variety. :twisted:
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EvilBastard wrote:Y'know, I was trying to provide a public service, thinking, "Maybe some of my chums might enjoy reading Mr. Numan's responses." But you people can't take anything seriously, even for a second, can you, hmm? Oh no, it's all, "let's derail this thread as quickly as we possibly can, let's abandon earnest discussion in favour of tea-time-related baked goods (and heroes) punnery."

Honestly, I despair of you lot, really I do - I don't know why I bother sometimes! :roll:
:lol: I'm not sure many Guardian readers would go for the nickname "@EvilBastard" !
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EvilBastard wrote:I Dunk, You Dunk.
Despite not even wanting to partake in the punnery, you win :notworthy: :lol:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Are friends Digestive?
:lol: :lol:

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Some Biscuits Numan. :oops: ;D

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