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I'll just post my stand-up videos here, if I may, instead of the "currently doing" thread.

The one from yesterday:

https://youtu.be/OKVKZrzRmto

(what I left out was that my current woes are about t-shirts. Apparently the only t-shirts in proper colours and shapes without inane prints come spun in a way that will contour every curve... especially the ones I don't want to have contoured.)
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Bin liners and cats :lol:
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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stufarq wrote:Bin liners and cats :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D
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SIT DOWN!
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So right for the pockets :notworthy: :notworthy:
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rien wrote:The one from yesterday:

https://youtu.be/OKVKZrzRmto
:lol: :lol: ... nice one ... :notworthy: ... it's so long ago I bought some clothes, I didn't notice it's THAT time again .. oh hell ... :urff: :lol: ...
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......smoke you're self to sleep again..... no?
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scotty wrote:......smoke you're self to sleep again..... no?
Innit :lol:
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