Describe Yourselves

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Nancy_78
Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 183
Joined: 21 Aug 2003, 23:31
Location: Zagreb/Croatia/Europe

Me:
-5'11ft tall
-currently weigh 55 Kg(don't know in stones.sorry.)
-natural straight long dark blonde hair;now it's curly
-blue eyes

What about you?
Andrew Eldritch wrote: "I'm actually quite a decent bastard..." (New Musical Express, February 27th 1988)
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Padstar
Utterly Bastard Smurph
Posts: 1800
Joined: 26 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Purplerainsville, UK
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6 Ft
Look left...
grey eyes
um attached to a guitar

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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khepri II
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 385
Joined: 21 Jul 2003, 08:57
Location: Location

around 3Ft tall
Look left...
blue eyes
born listening to the sisters :innocent: :von:
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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Serendipityhaven
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 316
Joined: 05 Jul 2003, 19:23
Location: north,searching for Imagica,heading for Weaveworld

6ft,
thin,
blond,
scarey at first glance(allegedly).
avoid close contact at all costs when on dance floor(for your own safety).
if there was a crowd of people in a small space,you'd pick me out easily.never been able to blend in,even when i tried to :D
You know you're something special,
And you look like you're the best
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Big Si
School Bully
Posts: 6742
Joined: 19 Nov 2002, 00:00
Location: Glesga Central

over 6ft
"I ate all the pies" :roll:
skinhead
brown eyes
normally pishhhddd :P
wears sharp suits
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

mybelgiannemesis
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RicheyJames
Bad Tempered Young Man
Posts: 1098
Joined: 02 Jun 2002, 01:00
Location: far beyond the pale

affected, aristocratic, august, chic, choice, classic, clever, courtly, cultivated, cultured, dignified, effective, exquisite, fancy, fashionable, fine, genteel, graceful, grand, handsome, ingenious, majestic, modish, neat, noble, polished, rare, refined, select, stylish, stylized, superior, well-bred, aloof, blue-blooded, dignified, elegant, elite, fine, patrician, polished, refined, snobbish, stylish, upper-class, well-born, admirable, bewitching, charming, classy, cute, dazzling, delightful, divine, excellent, fascinating, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, ideal, magnificent, marvelous, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, wonderful

that do for now?
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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Quiff Boy
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RicheyJames wrote:affected, aristocratic, august, chic, choice, classic, clever, courtly, cultivated, cultured, dignified, effective, exquisite, fancy, fashionable, fine, genteel, graceful, grand, handsome, ingenious, majestic, modish, neat, noble, polished, rare, refined, select, stylish, stylized, superior, well-bred, aloof, blue-blooded, dignified, elegant, elite, fine, patrician, polished, refined, snobbish, stylish, upper-class, well-born, admirable, bewitching, charming, classy, cute, dazzling, delightful, divine, excellent, fascinating, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, ideal, magnificent, marvelous, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, wonderful

that do for now?
arf!

i'd never have recognised you from that ;D :twisted:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy
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Quiff Boy wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:affected, aristocratic, august, chic, choice, classic, clever, courtly, cultivated, cultured, dignified, effective, exquisite, fancy, fashionable, fine, genteel, graceful, grand, handsome, ingenious, majestic, modish, neat, noble, polished, rare, refined, select, stylish, stylized, superior, well-bred, aloof, blue-blooded, dignified, elegant, elite, fine, patrician, polished, refined, snobbish, stylish, upper-class, well-born, admirable, bewitching, charming, classy, cute, dazzling, delightful, divine, excellent, fascinating, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, ideal, magnificent, marvelous, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, wonderful

that do for now?
arf!

i'd never have recognised you from that ;D :twisted:
oh, and you forgot "urbane" 8)
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Padstar
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and, of course... he forgot modest.

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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RicheyJames
Bad Tempered Young Man
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Location: far beyond the pale

no pads, if i'd put "modest" i would quite clearly have been lying...
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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Quiff Boy
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RicheyJames wrote:no pads, if i'd put "modest" i would quite clearly have been lying...
he forgot honest though ;) :D :D :D

and "pulchritudinous"? f*ck off! ;D
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Andy TG
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Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Wherever I Am At The Time......

After Mr James lengthy interjection shall I bother to describe myself?
I feel i shall wait for another Heartlander to "Take The Plunge"!
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
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Gary
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 519
Joined: 28 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: Manchester

well why not..

5'9"
brown/green eyes
medium build
11 stone
brown hair
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 00:33
Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

RicheyJames wrote:affected, aristocratic, august, chic, choice, classic, clever, courtly, cultivated, cultured, dignified, effective, exquisite, fancy, fashionable, fine, genteel, graceful, grand, handsome, ingenious, majestic, modish, neat, noble, polished, rare, refined, select, stylish, stylized, superior, well-bred, aloof, blue-blooded, dignified, elegant, elite, fine, patrician, polished, refined, snobbish, stylish, upper-class, well-born, admirable, bewitching, charming, classy, cute, dazzling, delightful, divine, excellent, fascinating, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, ideal, magnificent, marvelous, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, wonderful

that do for now?
And it's ALMOST in alphabetical order :notworthy:

Me......Ikkle and scary and not at all like Dame f*cking Edna :roll:
Only a paand.
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moonchild
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 620
Joined: 27 Aug 2003, 15:39
Location: Portugal

• I'm 1,65m
• I'm thin (43 kg)
• Dark brown eyes
• Long black and red hair
• I love to laugh, to dance (practice bellydance for 4 years)
• I do everything for my friends
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Quiff Boy
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5' 10" (ish)
10.5 / 11 stone (ish)
slim (ish)
slight build (ish)
dark blonde/brown (ish) hair
blue eyes (ish)

just mr average really ;)

:innocent:
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Quiff Boy
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moonchild wrote:• I'm 1,65m
• I'm thin (43 kg)
• Dark brown eyes
• Long black and red hair
• I love to laugh, to dance (practice bellydance for 4 years)
• I do everything for my friends
i love those bullet points! tres cool.... :von: do you copy and paste them in from Word or something?

they're nearly as cool as methy's upside down question marks! ;D :notworthy:
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hallucienate
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I look nothing like this:
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Gary
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 519
Joined: 28 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: Manchester

Quiff Boy wrote:
moonchild wrote:• I'm 1,65m
• I'm thin (43 kg)
• Dark brown eyes
• Long black and red hair
• I love to laugh, to dance (practice bellydance for 4 years)
• I do everything for my friends
i love those bullet points! tres cool.... :von: do you copy and paste them in from Word or something?

they're nearly as cool as methy's upside down question marks! ;D :notworthy:
well i can do this æÆ ­°


... *is very bored this morning*
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Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571
Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28
Location: On the lone and the level ....

5'4 1/2 "

very short dark hair

Hazel / green eyes dependant on mood

8 3/4 stone (was 8 before my addiction to Stella :( )

Latest comparison "Liza Minelli" LMAO :lol:
Hell is other people
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Jim
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6'1"
12 stone
black hair (getting longer every day - you wouldn't know cos it lives under a hat)
Big feet.
Urm, yeah.
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Black Dahlia
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Location: On the lone and the level ....

Jim wrote:6'1"
12 stone
black hair (getting longer every day - you wouldn't know cos it lives under a hat)
Big feet.
Urm, yeah.
You forgot "no pants"


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Scardwel
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1096
Joined: 28 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: York

6'3"
80 kg
long dark brown hair
brown eyes
slight beer-gut
big chin
permanently downcast
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Jim
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Black Dahlia wrote:
Jim wrote:6'1"
12 stone
black hair (getting longer every day - you wouldn't know cos it lives under a hat)
Big feet.
Urm, yeah.
You forgot "no pants"


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No, no I didn't.
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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moonchild
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 620
Joined: 27 Aug 2003, 15:39
Location: Portugal

Quiff Boy wrote:
i love those bullet points! tres cool.... :von: do you copy and paste them in from Word or something?

they're nearly as cool as methy's upside down question marks! ;D :notworthy:
I'm glad that you like it.... :D

I don't copy that from word. I work with MAC so the command that i use is:

shift + alt + 6
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