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01/07/2015 International Joke Day

Posted: 01 Jul 2015, 13:03
by Pista
Here's a selection

One of my faves
A guy phones the local hospital and yells: �You have got to send help! My wife’s in labour!�

The nurse says: “Calm down. Is this her first child?� And the man replies: “No! This is her husband!�

Re: 01/07/2015 International Joke Day

Posted: 01 Jul 2015, 13:25
by rien
Pista wrote:Here's a selection

One of my faves
A guy phones the local hospital and yells: �You have got to send help! My wife’s in labour!�

The nurse says: “Calm down. Is this her first child?� And the man replies: “No! This is her husband!�
I was expecting a Labour/Tory punchline there! ;D