Heartland

Posted: **25 Jul 2015, 19:57**

Took part in the world blindfold masturbation championship.

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No idea where I came...

Posted: **27 Jul 2015, 09:24**

I've been trying to give up innuendo but it's really hard.

Posted: **27 Jul 2015, 18:22**

We remain a generation in thrall to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.

Posted: **28 Jul 2015, 09:44**

I think I have to admit defeat

25 July 2015 You'll Go Blind If You Keep doing That