Heartland

As we are hosting this week i have taken it upon myself to start this thread as no-one else has. of course it is sports personality of the year tonight so it will probably be that they are all swilling champagne at a party i wasnt invited to; but just in case theyre all having a few days break in egypt here it is:
NOW.....ive no hair see? so no hairdryer to lob. however i have got a spare tyre and i'm the first to admit it. self-awareness. similarly the people who really could do better, try harder and let the team down less must know who they are, must be aware that they are the reason the team can no longer -metaphorically- see its todger.....SO CAN WE SORT THE FUCKER OUT before the EIB come and wank on our frosties again please?
thank-you.
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my my. a set of images not to be sniffed at, there.

I just rushed here to open a thread, so thanks Lee

We'd never do that to frosties. Apparently they're grrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaat!

& to quote LVG from this week's pressers

"It's dependable of the opponent quality of the opponent and dependable of quality of his fellow players want to bring something else so we can hurt the opponent."

Whatever that means.....

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:As we are hosting this week i have taken it upon myself to start this thread as no-one else has. of course it is sports personality of the year tonight so it will probably be that they are all swilling champagne at a party i wasnt invited to; but just in case theyre all having a few days break in egypt here it is:
NOW.....ive no hair see? so no hairdryer to lob. however i have got a spare tyre and i'm the first to admit it. self-awareness. similarly the people who really could do better, try harder and let the team down less must know who they are, must be aware that they are the reason the team can no longer -metaphorically- see its todger.....SO CAN WE SORT THE FUCKER OUT before the EIB come and wank on our frosties again please?
thank-you.
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Thanks for opening this up.

I couldn't have put it better myself.

That's Leicester's clean sheet down the pan then

Just saw this from twitter

If #LVG had made the same pizza promise as #Ranieri @ManUtd wld be the fattest team in the #PremierLeague #bbcfootball

& here's Jose's cunning disguise to get into the stadium this evening


or is this him?

Champions one season, 7 defeats out of 12 premier league matches the next. Just what is going wrong for Chelsea?

Mourinho.

Mav787 wrote:Champions one season, 7 defeats out of 12 premier league matches the next. Just what is going wrong for Chelsea?

The defence all look like they've fallen out with each other & aren't talking, while other teams have invested in talent that'll quieten down the playmakers like Fabregas & Hazard.
As for Begovic, well, it just goes to show how many times Courtois saved their bacon last season.
Courtois is one of the finest goalies in the world & he marshalled the defence really well. They miss him so badly right now. Bet they wish they'd kept Cech now.

i for one havent got a simgle chelski in my team as opposed to the maximum 3 all last season. as a leicester lad but not a city supporter its hard to not be impressed with their season so far. whenever theyve been top flight before they have alwys fiercely hugged the bottom; certainly by this point any early false-glimmer has faded. not quites sure what the hells going off at liverpool so least said soones mended...

a below-average saturday for me (got the armband wrong and gave it to mahrez instead of vardey) and payet's crocked now, but 4 still to play including sanchez and toure.

My skipper's just pinged his hammy

♫ My Bony lies over the ocean
My Bony lies over the sea
My Bony is wearing the Alice band
Oh, look what the fucker gave to me... ♫

Unlucky mate.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:As we are hosting this week i have taken it upon myself to start this thread as no-one else has. of course it is sports personality of the year tonight so it will probably be that they are all swilling champagne at a party i wasnt invited to; but just in case theyre all having a few days break in egypt here it is:
NOW.....ive no hair see? so no hairdryer to lob. however i have got a spare tyre and i'm the first to admit it. self-awareness. similarly the people who really could do better, try harder and let the team down less must know who they are, must be aware that they are the reason the team can no longer -metaphorically- see its todger.....SO CAN WE SORT THE FUCKER OUT before the EIB come and wank on our frosties again please?
thank-you.
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Thank you Lee.

Myself and Mav were indeed quaffing champagne at the Sports Personality of the Year awards (I won!), and unavailable. BUT it's good to see some fighting talk from IGM and yes, certain people need a serious kick up the arse.

And in the spirit of "Team", anyone who's making an effort can feel free to start the GW thread when we're playing at home.

Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:♫ My Bony lies over the ocean
My Bony lies over the sea
My Bony is wearing the Alice band
Oh, look what the fucker gave to me... ♫

Unlucky mate.

At least Dann got on the scoresheet to sink the scousers

The scores on the doors:

EIB 554 v IGM 529 - so yet another win for EIB who have really stepped up in recent weeks to make it 4 wins in a row.

This makes the overall scores EIB 6,012 v IGM 6,033. So a lead of just 21 points.

The yellow jersey is till in the possession of FC Bennweg-Zeis 1921 with a score of 683 but Nobby Nobbs XI is now only 5 points behind.



The big shout out

goes to Toluca Lake FC with a great score of 65 points. Now we just need you to keep it up!

It was sad to see that starting the GW thread on Myheartland is still the modern day equivalent of the curse of Tutankhamun's tomb! Poor old Eastmids Whizzkids scored a pitiful 29 points. Sorry Lee, we'll make sure we start it in game week 14.

H2H scores will follow once the league is updated.

Yeeeeeeeeehah!

Not sure the shed can take yet another party
Someone spilled Ricard in the decks last week & we were so battered no-one noticed all the records were slower than usual.

Well played everyone & thanks for hosting once again.
International break now (oh great ) so at least this time the hangovers should wear off.....a bit.....

In the H2H for the week it was EIB 15 v IGM 18.

The overall score shows EIB still have a healthy lead EIB 205 v IGM 187.

However the queen of IGM, Darkness AFC, still wears her crown.

Mav787 wrote: However the queen of IGM, Darkness AFC, still wears her crown.

Not for much longer


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Mav787 wrote:
It was sad to see that starting the GW thread on Myheartland is still the modern day equivalent of the curse of Tutankhamun's tomb! Poor old Eastmids Whizzkids scored a pitiful 29 points. Sorry Lee, we'll make sure we start it in game week 14.

a miserable GW for me all round; down in all my leagues, lowest score out of all 22 teams in our league by 9 points (and almost half of the highest scoring teams) and most importantly of all another loss for IGM....all with the same team that the week before had done almost the exact opposite.


oh well, onward and upward.

The crown is well and truly attached to my skull with small but very sharp silver screws.

emilystrange wrote:The crown is well and truly attached to my skull with small but very sharp silver screws.

We have the technology

but not the courage.

One point lies between us & that xmas hat.
Mwahahahahaha

and two very sharp fangs, some pointy boots, nails, and a teacher glare.
and i'll get my class to have a word.