As a Sisters fan, are you a 'moderate' or a 'radical''?
Posted: 12 Dec 2015, 20:17
Question for 'moderates':
(Bit of a failure of imagination here.)
1. Is it true that 20% of so-called 'moderate' Sisters fans love 'Home of the Hitmen''? Do you?
Questions for 'radicals':
1. How did you become radicalised? 'Jihad'? Seeing Eldritch wield his sword in desert? What did it for you?
2. Do you/have you had a ticket to Syria? Have you used it? Did you have a good time?
3. What's your ultimate goal as a Sisters radical? What do the letters ISIS mean to you? A river in Oxford where fresher Taylor Spiggs puked his guts up after his first pint of bitter and his first listen to Diamond Dogs? Or do they represent the promise of some kind of Sisters-related 'state'? If so, what would it be like and what roles would Lemmy and Gary Glitter play in it? What does this acronym itself stand for, for you? (Given the letters involved, please don't give in to certain obvious temptations.)
4. Have you ever actually played 'Knife, Paper, Stone and Gun?' What was the outcome?
5. Who, for you, are the least and most tolerable of the 'kuffir' and what treatments should be meted out to them? What should happen to fans of The m*****n? What should happen to That Guitarist in the event of his capture? Max Hole? Patricia?
6. Where does the evergreen Claire figure in your scheme of things? Doktor Avalanche?
7. Finally. Eldritch himself? Who or what is he for you?
XidiouX
(Bit of a failure of imagination here.)
1. Is it true that 20% of so-called 'moderate' Sisters fans love 'Home of the Hitmen''? Do you?
Questions for 'radicals':
1. How did you become radicalised? 'Jihad'? Seeing Eldritch wield his sword in desert? What did it for you?
2. Do you/have you had a ticket to Syria? Have you used it? Did you have a good time?
3. What's your ultimate goal as a Sisters radical? What do the letters ISIS mean to you? A river in Oxford where fresher Taylor Spiggs puked his guts up after his first pint of bitter and his first listen to Diamond Dogs? Or do they represent the promise of some kind of Sisters-related 'state'? If so, what would it be like and what roles would Lemmy and Gary Glitter play in it? What does this acronym itself stand for, for you? (Given the letters involved, please don't give in to certain obvious temptations.)
4. Have you ever actually played 'Knife, Paper, Stone and Gun?' What was the outcome?
5. Who, for you, are the least and most tolerable of the 'kuffir' and what treatments should be meted out to them? What should happen to fans of The m*****n? What should happen to That Guitarist in the event of his capture? Max Hole? Patricia?
6. Where does the evergreen Claire figure in your scheme of things? Doktor Avalanche?
7. Finally. Eldritch himself? Who or what is he for you?
XidiouX
