For all you Goths...
Posted: 14 Mar 2016, 15:22
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Posted: 14 Mar 2016, 15:35
What the, 10k was that? when Im gone I do not care what they do with my body throw it on a rubbish tip for all I care just don't waste money on anything.
Posted: 14 Mar 2016, 17:21
too fucking right. as far as i'm aware all funeral directors and undertakers will provide a cremation on "tick" (credit).... so exactly just what are they gonna do if you dont pay the bill after i've gone up in smoke? gather up the bits and put me back together? go on then mr co-op- i'd very much like to see you try.Alex66 wrote:What the, 10k was that? when Im gone I do not care what they do with my body throw it on a rubbish tip for all I care just don't waste money on anything.
fuck 'em.Posted: 14 Mar 2016, 17:55
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:too fucking right. as far as i'm aware all funeral directors and undertakers will provide a cremation on "tick" (credit).... so exactly just what are they gonna do if you dont pay the bill after i've gone up in smoke? gather up the bits and put me back together? go on then mr co-op- i'd very much like to see you try.Alex66 wrote:What the, 10k was that? when Im gone I do not care what they do with my body throw it on a rubbish tip for all I care just don't waste money on anything.
In the grand tradition ofI don't want to end up in a new (or old) record!
Posted: 14 Mar 2016, 17:59
Posted: 15 Mar 2016, 15:37
My favourite story was about the man who owned a fireworks factory - they put some of his ashes in 10 rockets and everyone in the family got to set one off. Thought it was a really sweet way to say goodbye.
Me, I intend to be an utter bastard about it. I'm going to specify 10 locations around the world where I want my ashes scattered - Palmyra for one, one of the cells at Paddington Green nick, places that were meaningful to me at various points in my life. Specifying that unless the job was done then my estate gets split between MAG and the Holly Golightly Home For Retired Gentlecats.
Me, I intend to be an utter bastard about it. I'm going to specify 10 locations around the world where I want my ashes scattered - Palmyra for one, one of the cells at Paddington Green nick, places that were meaningful to me at various points in my life. Specifying that unless the job was done then my estate gets split between MAG and the Holly Golightly Home For Retired Gentlecats.
Posted: 15 Mar 2016, 16:17
thats what we did with my friend Nige's ashes. he died of lung cancer nearly 7 years ago (christ! thats gone quick). we had a whip round and spent nearly 3 grand on proper display fireworks. everything that went into the air had a teaspoon or whatever of Nige in it (which involved some very careful firework surgery from people who werent at all qualified). we had a massive bonfire and a big party out on a travellers site and set them off. was lovely.EvilBastard wrote:My favourite story was about the man who owned a fireworks factory - they put some of his ashes in 10 rockets and everyone in the family got to set one off. Thought it was a really sweet way to say goodbye.