Alan ...

THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fylx2aRRCDY

smile, it's Friday :lol:

better than the real thing :eek: :eek:
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That's actually pretty good! 8)
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:lol: i like this....i'd go and see these.
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paint it black wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fylx2aRRCDY

smile, it's Friday :lol:

better than the real thing :eek: :eek:
... :lol: :lol: :lol: .. gotta love them ... ;D ;D ;D :twisted: ;D ;D ;D ...

Thanks. I've been waiting decades for that sort of cover ... :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D ...
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Alan in his party slacks - excellent :-)
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At least they don't do the Darth Vader thing

I'd go and see them and I'd p*ss against the wall with Alan anyday
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Their bass sound is frighteningly good
Reminds me of the 1993 version.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote::lol: i like this....i'd go and see these.
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I was hoping for more funny lines than just that one, so:

Alan propped against the wall
Cos he can't reach the door
A bunch of laughing strangers came
With booze and Alan's on the floor

Alan in his party slacks
He's face down in the soup tureen
He'll need a lot of Lemon Duck
To make sure that the toilet's clean
He promised mum nothing would happen
He'd behave while she's away
Told her things would be alright
But now there's sick on mum and dad's duvet
Duvet

Pass the nibbles spread the Marmite
In the bathroom Kenny lies
He couldn't hold four cans of Bud Lite
Now he's brought up six mince pies

Alan had a party Mum'll kill him
Thank God she's away
He needs a decorator fast
So mum'll think it's all okay
He promised her he'd be a good boy
Told her to enjoy her stay
Told her he'd look after things
But what's that stain on mum and dad's duvet
Duvet

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Quick - wash the duvet
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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... :lol: :lol: :lol: ... Image ... :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: ...
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Laugh? I don't think my slacks will ever dry

Excellent stuff
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Well, as that seems to have gone down well (with three people anyway), I thought I'd have a go at another one, and start a new thread in case it has any legs.

https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic ... 098#644098
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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