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Alan ...
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 12:33
by paint it black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fylx2aRRCDY
smile, it's Friday
better than the real thing
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 12:52
by markfiend
That's actually pretty good!
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 14:11
by eastmidswhizzkid
i like this....i'd go and see these.
Re: Alan ...
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 14:29
by Being645
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 17:23
by ruffers
Alan in his party slacks - excellent
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 20:11
by million voices
At least they don't do the Darth Vader thing
I'd go and see them and I'd p*ss against the wall with Alan anyday
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 20:32
by Pista
Their bass sound is frighteningly good
Reminds me of the 1993 version.
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 22:34
by EvilBastard
Posted: 19 Aug 2016, 23:19
by paul
Posted: 20 Aug 2016, 13:32
by stufarq
I was hoping for more funny lines than just that one, so:
Alan propped against the wall
Cos he can't reach the door
A bunch of laughing strangers came
With booze and Alan's on the floor
Alan in his party slacks
He's face down in the soup tureen
He'll need a lot of Lemon Duck
To make sure that the toilet's clean
He promised mum nothing would happen
He'd behave while she's away
Told her things would be alright
But now there's sick on mum and dad's duvet
Duvet
Pass the nibbles spread the Marmite
In the bathroom Kenny lies
He couldn't hold four cans of Bud Lite
Now he's brought up six mince pies
Alan had a party Mum'll kill him
Thank God she's away
He needs a decorator fast
So mum'll think it's all okay
He promised her he'd be a good boy
Told her to enjoy her stay
Told her he'd look after things
But what's that stain on mum and dad's duvet
Duvet
Alan
Quick - wash the duvet
Posted: 20 Aug 2016, 13:39
by 6FeetOver
Posted: 20 Aug 2016, 15:07
by Being645
Posted: 20 Aug 2016, 23:15
by million voices
Laugh? I don't think my slacks will ever dry
Excellent stuff
Posted: 21 Aug 2016, 19:37
by stufarq
Well, as that seems to have gone down well (with three people anyway), I thought I'd have a go at another one, and start a new thread in case it has any legs.
https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic ... 098#644098