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Yet another test..When will you die?
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 01:41
by Lynchfanatic
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 14, 2033
at the age of 53 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Hmmmmmmm... Well I luckely wont get too old. Just the right age.
Re: Yet another test..When will you die?
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 01:43
by Lynchfanatic
Public Execution In a Third World Country (11%)
Oh, and I forgot the link
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 01:59
by Mrs RicheyJames
July 22, 2046
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 02:28
by Y
... not sure I should post that ...
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 02:29
by Y
forgot the age...
June 29, 2063
at the age of 89 years old.
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 03:55
by Guest
October 14, 2049
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19%)
Homicide (15%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Wow...I'm almost as likely to get killed as to die of cancer. If I'm doing things at 70 that provoke homicide, then rock on old me!
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 03:57
by Lynchfanatic
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 13:08
by Black Planet
January 25.....
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Well, it's nice to know I'm still alive...I thought I was already dead.
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 13:10
by Black Planet
You wouldn't have been friends with Michael Hutchence then?
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 13:46
by RicheyJames
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 19, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (74%)
Third Degree Burns (13%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Alcoholism (3%)
Cancer (3%)
Heart Attack (2%)
umm... well i guess it's time to start cashing bad cheques...
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 17:36
by Izzy HaveMercy
November 23, 2047
at the age of 72 years old.
OK. So I beat Death.
What now?
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 22:53
by dead stars
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 30, 2028
at the age of 55 years old.
Cancer (42%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Overdose (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Loneliness (5%)
OK, how many years yet? Gee, more than 20 more years waiting to die! I don't know if I'll live that long!
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 23:07
by khepri II
at the age of 77 years old.
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
the machine knows me too well. Time to have another rib removed me thinks
Posted: 10 Sep 2003, 23:24
by Izzy HaveMercy
September 15, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Four days to go, peeps.
Twas nice knowing you...
Suicide (5%)
Posted: 11 Sep 2003, 01:02
by Y
Black Planet wrote:
You wouldn't have been friends with Michael Hutchence then?
Hum.. not a big fan of INXS... I thought he committed suicide.
Posted: 11 Sep 2003, 03:20
by Andy TG
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 26, 2035
at the age of 64 years old - any Beatles fans on the forum
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%) - Time to stop smoking - Again!
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Posted: 11 Sep 2003, 07:55
by hallucienate
khepri II wrote:at the age of 77 years old.
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
the machine knows me too well. Time to have another rib removed me thinks
wow, that's not to far off then
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 05:31
by dead stars
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 05:35
by dead stars
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:September 15, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Four days to go, peeps.
Twas nice knowing you...
Suicide (5%)
Gee, Izzy, we'll miss you.
Now that you were starting to become a famous rock star and all - some day with your own forum - and you could buy us beers and we could say we know you and stuff!... Life's a bitch!
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 05:47
by dead stars
Eldritch's time of death
(if I can't get his time of birth...)
considering he is a male, 170cm, 70 kg, had 20 sexual partners (5 of which unprotected), does a lot of drugs and drinks like a sponge and does not know the meaning of exercise (and some other personally fantasising), he will die on:
January 24, 2022
at the age of 62 years old.
due to:
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Overdose (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
I have a feeling I'm underestimating the sexual partners considering the population of Berlin, though...
Anyway, 20 years left to produce the last album. Is there hope?
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 11:26
by Black Shuck
Y wrote:forgot the age...
June 29, 2063
at the age of 89 years old.
89????!!!! how did you manage to get that age? do you ever leave the house??!
I've always thought I was prety damn healthy, but I only got
July 26, 2053
at the age of 73.
it's not fair that you'll live for ten years after I die!!!!
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 11:47
by Jim
April 10, 2047
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 16:23
by Lamia
May 30, 2033
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%)
Homicide (15%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) - yep, ill go with this one!
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 22:53
by Nancy_78
April 17, 2061
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Posted: 12 Sep 2003, 23:01
by Quiff Boy
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 26, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (14%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (10%)
Cancer (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
i can live with that....
