GW25 - Deadline Saturday 11th Feb 11.30 am

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Good evening from the depths of the BatCave, where the echoes are making my coughs sound rather pretty but the dry ice effect is due more to the weather than a machine. Cheaper, though. We will be serving mulled Red Witches until further notice.
Thanks to the Shed denizens for last week's gathering of souls. I put the leftovers under your chair, Steve, as Basil asked.
Whilst the govt considers the fate of the FA and the stupidity of Old White Men (they interviewed a Life President on R5Live today, and he proved it), this more diverse, intelligent and savvy collection of... umm... us is ready to tackle another GW with football knowledge and gusto aplenty. Honest. Last week saw another slip by IGM as we watch EIB forza ahead. Who do we think we are, Arsenal? Get yer coats done up right and teams tightened, Sisters, or we are DOOOMED!
Jesus is the obvious new kid on the block, but have a gander at Gabbiandini as his performance was pretty good. It seems that Jesus, Lukaku and Sigurdsson had 50k more transfers in last week than the next one down, Alonso. Lallana, Kane, Ibra and Aguero are big names out on their ears. Ibra, though, was most captained, but that won't last, he's been rubbish.
Liverppol v Spurs looks like an important fixture for both teams, whilst I say Swansea v Leicester will be a sizzler (obv this will not now happen) and that Watford will give Man U a surprise of some kind.

Shall we dance whilst we're waiting? Any requests?
(actually i might not notice football. not only is it the first weekend of half term, it's our 20th wedding anniversary. i intend to get pished)
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Someone say coats? :innocent:
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He must use buttons in his coat... :lol:
I believe that someone have to tell him that there are coats without zippers 8)
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Aside from your competition I feel the absolute need to shout 'Come on you Mighty Reds!'
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Swinnow wrote:Aside from your competition I feel the absolute need to shout 'Come on you Mighty Reds!'
Middlesbrough?

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Just wish I'd given Romelu the aliceband last week. :|
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I understand the Leicester fans have been training hard this week
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Oh Mané, ya dancer!
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looks like i've had a good week with 72 points (when substitutions have taken effect) 30 points from sanchez!!! :notworthy:
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Not too shabby for the Forest this week.
Loaded up with chelskis though & they sort of blew it.
Not to mention Luiz' yellow card :?
Still got Jesus up tonight :)
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i notice the mish-mash are propping the whole table up to the tune of 5 in the bottom[s] sevrina[/s] seven. :innocent:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i notice the mish-mash are propping the whole table up to the tune of 5 in the bottom[s] sevrina[/s] seven. :innocent:
Oooh. :lol:
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i only have Jesus left
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emilystrange wrote:i only have Jesus left
He missed a trick not being a goalkeeper huh?
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lol

saves and bonus points, or goals and assists?
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& Jesus is injured in the 15th minute.
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AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH
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emilystrange wrote:AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH
seconded.
The air here changed colour a few times just then
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But Aguero seemed quite pleased
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i am doomed this week
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emilystrange wrote:i am doomed this week
Don't be so negative. You still have....oh wait.... :lol:
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git.
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emilystrange wrote:git.
:lol: :kiss:
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72 points. 2nd highest score in our league (there are 3 x 73's) so can't grumble. 8)

just to confirm - there's a week and a half off now?
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
just to confirm - there's a week and a half off now?
Aye. FA cup games this weekend :)
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