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http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/homepage/asp/return.html

it may take a while to load up but worth its weight in Mac-freebies when it does.
sign up and laugh all the way to Mac-heart disease(and less Mac-washing up).

oh yeah,heres the really good part,you get the odd Mac-spam email now and then but in amongst the nonsense are the opportunity to get free cinema tickets for you and whoever else you want to drag along with you.stuff like lilo and stitch...in that vein.

whilest your there,sign up your whoile family and claim the Mac-free voucher packs for your very Mac-own. :D
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Serendipityhaven wrote:http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/homepage/asp/return.html

it may take a while to load up but worth its weight in Mac-freebies when it does.
sign up and laugh all the way to Mac-heart disease(and less Mac-washing up).

oh yeah,heres the really good part,you get the odd Mac-spam email now and then but in amongst the nonsense are the opportunity to get free cinema tickets for you and whoever else you want to drag along with you.stuff like lilo and stitch...in that vein.

whilest your there,sign up your whoile family and claim the Mac-free voucher packs for your very Mac-own. :D
My mate Robbie said last night that if you write a letter of complaint not about the food, but about too many flies in their restaurants they'll send you £15 in cinema vouchers :innocent:
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Take them for everything you can get... just don't eat that sorry excuse for "food". ;)
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Chairman Bux wrote:Take them for everything you can get... just don't eat that sorry excuse for "food". ;)
I've never eaten anything from McD's, ever. I think I'll keep it that way :D
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my eldest son had his last birthday party in one of the several local mac d's in town here.
dont know if youve noticed but they have tv's placed on high all over,never in use either
whilst we were there one of said tvs broke its support and fell from its bracket from ceiling hieight,onto a customer sitting directly below.
at the time we were on another floor so were spared the accident groupies stampede and the paramedics and the rest,but didnt take long for the events to be passed on by the employees down stairs to our mac d hostess upstairs.
clocked the tv suspended above the party table and decided it was time to leave shortly after.
now thats a compensation claim of epic££££££££ i should imagine.
not exactly short of witnesses,and cant claim it was an act of god either.

the moral?watch your heads and always opt for take out where possible.
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hallucienate wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Take them for everything you can get... just don't eat that sorry excuse for "food". ;)
I've never eaten anything from McD's, ever. I think I'll keep it that way :D
I disagree. Myself and Nurse regulary take the Little Helpers for their weekly dose of toxins and E numbers. The highlight of the day is when they're put to bed, curtains pulled, lights out and you can watch then glow in the dark. :eek:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Take them for everything you can get... just don't eat that sorry excuse for "food". ;)
I've never eaten anything from McD's, ever. I think I'll keep it that way :D
I disagree. Myself and Nurse regulary take the Little Helpers for their weekly dose of toxins and E numbers. The highlight of the day is when they're put to bed, curtains pulled, lights out and you can watch then glow in the dark. :eek:
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i like Mc D's. it's warm, you can sit down, they have chips and milkshake and there are toilets there.

it;s where you go when you miss the 3.00 bus and have to wait for the 5.20
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;
milkshake 8)


BK ones are far superior,but......

in art college days had a boyfriend who said one of his big bors made the machines which mixed/and generated the milkshakes for Mc D's.he said they were composed largely of wood pulp :eek:
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the milkshake that is.
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