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This is all elamanamou's fault, but could be a bit of a giraffe.
So we've heard of Cockney rhyming slang

Butcher's Hook= Look
Scooby Doo = Clue

How about Sisters rhyming slang?

Think up some examples & use them in a sentence

I'll have a go...

Temple Of Love = Glove
Bit nippy out. Better wear some temples tonight.

Damage Done = Fun
Last night was the best damage I've had with my clothes on

On your marks.......... Go!

Swinnow good one Serpents kiss = p*ss

Trying to think of one for "Kiss the carpet" lol

Dance on glass = (I'm sure you can guess)

Garden of delight = fight ("Oi! Mush! You spoilin' for a garden, are ya? Right! Outside! Now!")

Kiss'd and toll'd = cold ("Blimey, 's a bit kiss'd tha neet. I've just seen a brass monkey waiting for his mates with the welding gear. You'd best wear your temples if you're going out.")

Ofra Haza = father ("Now then, Derek - what did I tell you about picking on your sister? Just wait till yer Ofra gets home, he'll skin yer.")

I love you lot

Love you long time!! Ping, Pong lol

Finland Red = bed ("Can't come out tonight, I'm knackered. I'm off up the wooden hill to Finland")

Eqypt White = shite ("Cor, that ruby's gone straight through me - I'm bustin' for an Egypt")

Germany black = slack ("Christ, I've only got one pair of hands - cut me some hun, would you?")

Lucretia My Reflection = erection ("Your missus gave me a Lucy that could cut glass, I'm telling you.")

EvilBastard wrote:Lucretia My Reflection = erection ("Your missus gave me a Lucy that could cut glass, I'm telling you.")

Alice - palace (helps if you're Scouse lol)
Phantom - handsome

Fix - Phantom Pain

Sorry, gone off track there.

I didn't know that "South of No North" translated from Cockneys to someone that has only his lower teeth in place and miss all the upper teeth in mouth

Alice in her party dress = stress. "Honestly, my new job's a nightmare. Way too much Alice."

Zieh mich aus =house

Careful lingers = fingers. "Bleedin' 'ell, mam - it's kiss'd out there! Me careful's are droppin' off!
"Well you should have listened to me earlier when I told you to mind you were wearing your temples when you left the zieh."

Know for sure, know for real = appeal. "Yes, they gave me 18 months for twoccing but I reckon we can get it dismissed on nofer."

Bodies meet, fingers touch = clutch. "Now then, Norman - start the car, check your mirrors, put it into gear and then slowly let the bodies out."

Afterhours - flowers

Von's boyfriend bought him some 'afters' for their anniversary

and a Sisters Bingo bonus:
"We call him Von, number one!" (alt. "You Could Be The, number One!")
"In the nose, number two!"
"When You Don't See Me, number three!"
"Poison Door, number four!"
"Rain from Heaven, number seven!"
"Nine while Nine, number nine!"

FLOOD 1 Von well hung. Your no Sister Ray. You took me up the apple and Pears and we done the dreaded Anne Boleyn!

Marian = Ban

That spammer who just registered has been marianned

Doctor Jeep - bleep

"Just stick the ready meal in the microwave and wait for the Doctor"

I think I prefer Pterry's non-rhyming slang, e.g. "Prunes" = "Syrup of prunes" = "wig"

Can I borrow your rods I think my long is blocked.

Pista wrote:This is all elamanamou's fault, but could be a bit of a giraffe.
So we've heard of Cockney rhyming slang

Butcher's Hook= Look
Scooby Doo = Clue

How about Sisters rhyming slang?

Think up some examples & use them in a sentence

I'll have a go...

Temple Of Love = Glove
Bit nippy out. Better wear some temples tonight.

Damage Done = Fun
Last night was the best damage I've had with my clothes on

On your marks.......... Go!

Me old china plate - they wouldn't understand from Europe. lol

Aye. That's why I put the links to the Cockerny dictionary in. & in fairness, many English people prolly don't understand half of it anyway

We are the same Suzanne - identical twin

Fix - repair something

Feel an animal deep inside - Von (possibly gay)

Slept - zoo (see possibly gay von)

paint it black wrote:We are the same Suzanne - identical twin

Fix - repair something

Feel an animal deep inside - Von (possibly gay)

Slept - zoo (see possibly gay von)