Heartland

My Heartland, My Heartland are you all mostly Northern Lefties?

I'm a southerner and I still think there is a North/South divide?

No arm done "Av fun!

It's all relative, I mean, I think I'm a northerner and mostly I dress to the left, but my Scottish colleagues all call me a southern b*st*rd.

How do you dress to the left? Lefty who reads The Guardian?

Don't usually have time to read the Grauniad nowadays, so it's usually the i when I buy a newspaper or snatches of the BBC news website or Radio 4 on the hoof.

The Sun coz it annoys scousers

Billy says https://youtu.be/6uWw7kuiCss

Swinnow wrote:Billy says https://youtu.be/6uWw7kuiCss

Some things should never be forgotten or forgiven

Just found this fine tune

Swinnow wrote:Don't usually have time to read the Grauniad nowadays, so it's usually the i when I buy a newspaper or snatches of the BBC news website or Radio 4 on the hoof.

Very Tory newspaper.

SmileySister wrote:Some things should never be forgotten or forgiven

Very true Smiley, probably why many, many Liverpool taxis look like this ...

I'm a Midlands leftie living in a safe Tory seat and spitting into the wind at every general election.

Fuckers voted 'Leave' in the referendum too. Still, always refreshing to have a new reason to despair of one's neighbours.

It's all relative. We had (another) election over here yesterday. Awaiting the result...the main parties are pretty corrupt, the alternatives supported Brexit (even the left wing People Before Profit party) or are tied to the Church and/or are ineffectual. And we have PR. You really can just vote for the lessor of x amount of evils and hope for the best. Hopefully even the corruption has been too much for those who only ever vote on sectarian lines. But I'm not counting on it...

Any tree huggers here?

elamanamou wrote:Any tree huggers here?

I once held hands with one but didn't get past second base.

Great a sense of humour. This place is alive!!

Swinnow wrote:

SmileySister wrote:Some things should never be forgotten or forgiven

Very true Smiley, probably why many, many Liverpool taxis look like this ...

That's never a Liverpool taxi - I thought all cars in Liverpool were up on bricks with the wheels gone?

UnnaturalDisaster wrote:I once held hands with one but didn't get past second base.

Persevere, I hear their bark is worse than their bite.

EvilBastard wrote:That's never a Liverpool taxi - I thought all cars in Liverpool were up on bricks with the wheels gone?

Good grief, an original joke about Liverpool.

Swinnow wrote:

EvilBastard wrote:That's never a Liverpool taxi - I thought all cars in Liverpool were up on bricks with the wheels gone?

Good grief, an original joke about Liverpool.

I would have just gone for missing hub caps.

I fear my sarcasm klaxon wasn't loud enough lol.

Swinnow wrote:I fear my sarcasm klaxon wasn't loud enough lol.

Swinnow wrote:

EvilBastard wrote:That's never a Liverpool taxi - I thought all cars in Liverpool were up on bricks with the wheels gone?

Good grief, an original joke about Liverpool.

In my defence, it was original when I heard it - I recall it well, An Evening With Stan Boardman (look, I'm not proud of it - the tickets were free) in about 1984. Possibly 85. His Falklands jokes were running out of steam and the Liverpool Garden Festival was in the news at the time.

S'alright, now the Garden Festival was dead boss (well playing on the yellow submarine after a few bifters helped), one of Michael Hestletine's ideas post-Toxteth if I recall. So maybe the Tory's did a slightly good deed on Merseyside for once. Does that get the thread back on track?

Love n snotty hugs

Swinnow wrote:Love n snotty hugs

Hope this helps

Swinnow wrote:

UnnaturalDisaster wrote:I once held hands with one but didn't get past second base.

Persevere, I hear their bark is worse than their bite.

That's fir sure.

Ahem.