The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

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MadameButterfly wrote:and there is a thread about....biscuits
They've even been classified into categories.
No shoddy amateur hour here you know :lol:
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abridged wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:and there is a thread about....biscuits
Worse. It's really about dunking. Shudder. :wink:
no no no...*cringe*
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Pista wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:and there is a thread about....biscuits
They've even been classified into categories.
No shoddy amateur hour here you know :lol:
OMG! it's been slow in here right? you can keep your biscuits.
now i need a piece of cheese.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
abridged wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:and there is a thread about....biscuits
Worse. It's really about dunking. Shudder. :wink:
no no no...*cringe*
It's quite simple: we can talk about biscuits, or we can talk about the new album.

No new album, you say? Well, then...
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EvilBastard wrote:
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abridged wrote: Worse. It's really about dunking. Shudder. :wink:
no no no...*cringe*
It's quite simple: we can talk about biscuits, or we can talk about the new album.

No new album, you say? Well, then...
Hopefully there's a new Half Man Half Biscuit album soon then we can (kind of) talk about both! Ahem :wink:
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abridged wrote:
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MadameButterfly wrote: no no no...*cringe*
It's quite simple: we can talk about biscuits, or we can talk about the new album.

No new album, you say? Well, then...
Hopefully there's a new Half Man Half Biscuit album soon then we can (kind of) talk about both! Ahem :wink:
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Good news - dunking misshaps solved!
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:Good news - dunking misshaps solved!
This is bonkers! :roll:

Even if you've got steady hands and can dip that in and out without breakage, you've then got to quickly shove the whole biscuit in your mouth at once without dropping it in your lap.

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Apparently the Australians take their biscuits quite seriously too...
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the Biscuit Industry Cooperative Commission Into Enjoyment (BICCIE).

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from the twitters
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Is it a biscuit recipe?!

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As I said elsewhere - it's actually pronounced "dis-gus-ting".

Feel free to disagree, you're still wrong. :)
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mh wrote:As I said elsewhere - it's actually pronounced "dis-gus-ting".

Feel free to disagree, you're still wrong. :)
For a fairly plain biscuit, it seems to be quite divisive doesn't it?
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I have stared into the abyss...
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That is awesome! :notworthy:
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just NO
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No!
It's like would you rather have actual cake or liquidised cake.
Gotta have something to bite into!! :lol: :lol:
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Enter the concept of "hedonistic breakpoint" in respect of the following:-

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Huntley and Palmers: Biscuit tin sex secrets revealed.
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Scandalous!
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sex and drugs and rock and roll . . and biscuits

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This (believe it or not) is from the match preview for the EFL trophy final between Lincoln & Shrewsbury
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i'd forgotten lincoln biscuits. oo.
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