24 Pick Up Lines That Could Get A Man Killed!

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James Blast
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Pick up lines that may get you killed:

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilised?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. You are so fine that I'd eat your s**t just to see where it came from.

7. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f**k

9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special

13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely I wouldn't dance with you. Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

18. f**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

21. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blo the hell out of me.

22. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

23. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

24. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 25. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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