Heartland

I'll roll the ball out on this one while you all recover from ginormous amounts of food & booze
There's the usual summary of last GW here & , as a special treat for Jo, Mark Lawrenson has taken on Justin Hawkins for this GW's predictions

So break out the egg nog & get your best cracker jokes ready to roll.
Today's fare...

Tottenham v Southampton 12:30

15:00
Bournemouth v West Ham
Chelsea v Brighton
Huddersfield v Stoke
Man Utd v Burnley
Watford v Leicester
West Brom v Everton


Liverpool v Swansea 17:30

27th
Newcastle United v Manchester City 19:45

28th
Crystal Palace v Arsenal


Game on!

Kane on his way to break Shearer's hat trick record already

edit: Scratch that. He's done it

Pick that one out.
Coutinho doesn't score "normal" goals

it's been an interesting day!
Lawro and Justin sharing the credits so far with both getting 2 scores exactly right

Push Emre! I can see its head

i'd look worried too if i could see that

emilystrange wrote:i'd look worried too if i could see that

Looks like Wet Spam's kit man was still hammered yesterday

f**king s**t toss wanking bollocks on a stick!
I put Jesus as captain as I thought Pep would rotate & he's on the bench!

is ok, he's on now!

emilystrange wrote:is ok, he's on now!

Yep. They took the bone china off it seems.

well, christmas is finished

emilystrange wrote:well, christmas is finished

Thank fcuk for that.
Happy easter everyone

Looks like Sinking Squad have cracked the 100 points for the game week. There may be others.

Mav787 wrote:Looks like Sinking Squad have cracked the 100 points for the game week. There may be others.

I just need Loftus-Cheek to score 11 tonight & I could be up there too

Wilshire's breaking out the dance moves already

and you're breaking out in a sweat?

emilystrange wrote:and you're breaking out in a sweat?

Not yet. Getting the dammits all primed though. Hope I have enough

Dammit Palace!

Get. In!

1-1

blimey!

& another Dammit all cued up.

edit: with a side of FFS!

Having to get a shift on as the next GW starts tomorrow.
CHECK YOUR PLAYERS ARE PLAYING - NOT ALL OF THEM ARE

Here are the results of the Lawro challenge. The lad Hawkins played a blinder to win this one! For the record, he's a tricksy little player in RL - opponents never know quite what he's up to until he and the ball flash by.


The Spurs game was a glory to listen to on the journey home, records falling all over the place for Mr Kane. Clean sheets are a must! Shame they're not playing this GW, but they DO play on Tuesday and Thursday. He's a little poorly atm anyway so watch out for news. BOUWHAM gave more entertainment than expected with the lovely Ake scoring and assisting. I like him. Ahem. Untidy were messy yet again - they should win games like these. Good day for Lingard, though, even the crossbar making it interesting. I'm sure Schmeichel would have been grateful for a crossbar intervention for his contribution to Watford's win, too. Other notables - Liverpool couldn't help but thump Swansea - only thing is, which scorer to choose? Has anyone actually got all 3 playing at once? Man City should really have done better (ie De Bruyne, Aguero - YOU) against Newcastle, but credit to them, Also credit to Palace. Although they lost, they made sure that the Arse left the ground still in a state of bewilderment. You think they'd have got used to being a bit crap by now.
In other news, Vincent Kompany has used his injury spell very wisely and just graduated with an MBA in Business Administration.

Here we go with the tables and stuff. Need to hand over to Steve in a hurry!

Yellow Jersey hurrah! goes to...... Damage Dunfermline!

Big Shout Out goes to Sinking Squad, with a huge 104 points! Merry FPL to you!

The H2H crown has passed along to another deserving head - Mish Mosh has it for the time being

The H2H tables are below.


Good work, everyone. Check your players and fly into GW21 with the aid of The Cats in The Shed. I'm off to make sure the smell in the Batcave is only due to dodgy sausage rolls. X[/quote]

Wow. A ton+ player.
Well played all & the new thread is up here