Which serial killer would you be?

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Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Jack the Ripper
(AKA"The Whitechapel Murderer" "The Autumn of Terror")
Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again?
Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.

Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.

Kill count: 5

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That is seriously sick, even to me. :eek:

Not telling you my answer.
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Jim wrote:That is seriously sick, even to me. :eek:

Not telling you my answer.
You did the quiz then???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Of course :-)

Okay then. Ted Bundy.
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I apear to be Edmund Kemper the third:

Anyone ever tell you its dangerous to hitch hike? Well, anyone who did was probably referring to Edmund Kemper.

Edmund made a hobby out of picking up young UCSC students, strangling or stabbing them to death then taking them home to his mother's apartment where he would have his way with the bodies. After dissecting the bodies, he would take the head and hands and dispose of the remains.

After murdering more then 6 hitch hikers, Edmund finished off his killing spree by decapitating his mother, murdering her best friend then later committing necrophilia with both of the bodies. Edmund confessed to all the killings days later.

Kill count: 8-9


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Seems I'd be The Zodiac Killer
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Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.

Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.

After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.

kill count: 13
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Seems I'm not a real killer.
I'm just the brain behind it all.
Follow me, my Heartland Disciples!

IZZY.
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I'm with Izzy on this one!
Charles Manson... the only serial killer that faces life in prison, yet never actually killed anyone.

Manson believed that by starting a cult, and manipulating his followers with drugs and mental suggestion he would get them to think he was the next messiah, and force them into doing anything he said, he was right.
One night in the Hollywood hills, Manson set out his minions to attack the home of the head of a record label that rejected his work years back. That night they murdered 5 people one of which was Sharon Tate who was also eight months pregnant at the time. Shooting and stabbing their victims repeatedly and smearing the words "Die Pig Die", and "Helter Skelter" over the walls.

Manson thought that by doing these killings that it would start a race war between blacks and whites. He also believed that the Beatles wrote many of their songs for and about him.

kill count: 5



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Lizzy Borden, not by definition a serial killer, but a notorious killer nonetheless. One day as her father was napping on the living room sofa Lizzy Borden took an axe and hit her father's head with it repeatedly some where around 40 times, completely disfiguring his face into an unrecognizable mess of blood and gore. Almost immediately after Lizzy attacked her mother in her bedroom, again hitting her head with an axe over 40 times.

Kill count 2 :roll:

That explains a lot about me. Big surprise being that I never realised I was a woman ... :eek:

All together now; a one, a two, a one-two-three ...

Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her father forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her mother forty-one.
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Waa watching a programme about her not so long back, seems like more and more people are starting to believe that she didn't actually do it!!!!
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<table border=0><tr><td>
<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" width=190 height=233 src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/k ... ></a><font size=2 color=#CCCCCC>If i was a serial killer i would be <b><font color=#990000> Jack the Ripper</font color=#990000></b>.<br> <br>Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
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Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
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Kill count: 5
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Sexygoth wrote:http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/quiz2.html

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Jack the Ripper
(AKA"The Whitechapel Murderer" "The Autumn of Terror")
Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again?
Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.

Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.

Kill count: 5

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Oh dear........
Like me... :roll: I dunno what i did in my last post...i copy and paste what was not to do.

"jack the ripper, Jack the ripper, lalalal lalalalal".... yeahhhhhh
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I am pleased to report that I am also Jack the Ripper. What style that man (?) had. :notworthy:

@Jim--Ted Bundy was quite good-looking and charming, according to(surviving) victim reports... :wink:
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CorpPunk wrote:I am pleased to report that I am also Jack the Ripper. What style that man (?) had. :notworthy:

@Jim--Ted Bundy was quite good-looking and charming, according to(surviving) victim reports... :wink:
Debbie Harry of Blondie was one of them :!: :eek:

He looks a bit like Dubya :!:

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Big Si wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:I am pleased to report that I am also Jack the Ripper. What style that man (?) had. :notworthy:

@Jim--Ted Bundy was quite good-looking and charming, according to(surviving) victim reports... :wink:
Debbie Harry of Blondie was one of them :!: :eek:
Really? :eek: :eek: :eek: I never heard that before!!!!

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Ted Bundy. :|
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