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Malaysia Day poster pulled due to a design blunder. Oh bum.
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markfiend
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Reminds me of when Susan Boyle's new album was promoted on twitter with the hashtag #susanalbumparty
Edit to add: The (apocryphal) story that PowerGen were setting up an Italian subsidiary and registered powergenitalia.com
And I'm not even going to mention Pen Island
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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—Bertrand Russell
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CamilleDeville
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markfiend wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 11:12Reminds me of when Susan Boyle's new album was promoted on twitter with the hashtag #susanalbumparty
Edit to add: The (apocryphal) story that PowerGen were setting up an Italian subsidiary and registered powergenitalia.com
And I'm not even going to mention Pen Island
That’s hilariousIs you is or is you a’int, an LSU Tigers fan?
Geaux Tigahs!
Geaux Tigahs!
That's not a hair clip
"I started The Car Park Appreciation Society 10 years ago but but nobody has joined," he said. "It's a bit sad."
There's an alpaca on the pitch. He thinks it's all over
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If you come across an Asian-looking trader on your local market selling suspiciously-underpriced condoms, beware.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
EvilBastard wrote: ↑24 Sep 2020, 16:37 If you come across an Asian-looking trader on your local market selling suspiciously-underpriced condoms, beware.
Suddenly. Crabs.
I put it to the court that the defendant broke my client's hand. With his face
Japan declares war on *checks notes*.... fax machines
If you're going to try to spring your wife from jail by hijacking a helicopter do not - and I cannot stress this bit enough - DO NOT book the chopper with your own name then spend the flight being airsick.
"It is not funny one bit, not funny at all."..... Yes. Yes it is
UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage
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Quiff Boy
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those parrots are my f**king spirit animalPista wrote: ↑01 Oct 2020, 09:43 UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Reminds me of thisQuiff Boy wrote: ↑01 Oct 2020, 09:52those parrots are my f**king spirit animalPista wrote: ↑01 Oct 2020, 09:43 UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage
From the article: The new titanium space toilet will help astronauts "boldly go" during deep-space missions.
But, due to panic buying, toilet paper won't be sent until the next cargo flight.
But, due to panic buying, toilet paper won't be sent until the next cargo flight.
This reminds me of this 
Howard
Howard
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Some alcohol may have been involved