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Ethel 'hooves of fire' Ellis responsible for wilful criminal damage (with photographic evidence)
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Pista wrote:Ethel 'hooves of fire' Ellis responsible for wilful criminal damage (with photographic evidence)
So Ethel is an actual 'scapegoat' :innocent:

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Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:Ethel 'hooves of fire' Ellis responsible for wilful criminal damage (with photographic evidence)
So Ethel is an actual 'scapegoat' :innocent:

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Glasgow ABC damaged by fire .
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... t-44504659
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Today's Exeter University motivational quote comes to you from field marshal Rommel
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Iranian general accuses Israel of... *shakes magic 8-ball*... cloud & snow theft
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Love this :D

University of Reading tells refugee plan critics to 'jog on'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-b ... e-44695372

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Quiff Boy wrote:Love this :D

University of Reading tells refugee plan critics to 'jog on'
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Rhino poachers caught in South Africa....& they were delicious
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Even the birds in yorkshire are friendly :D
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Charlie wrote:Even the birds in yorkshire are friendly :D
I could show you a few in Pudsey who aren't :lol:
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Swinnow wrote:
Charlie wrote:Even the birds in yorkshire are friendly :D
I could show you a few in Pudsey who aren't :lol:
:lol:
Have you ruffled a few feathers?! :innocent:
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:lol: :lol:
So you mean the lure of the Mersey male may not be universally acknowledged. And all I thought I had to do was change me aftershave hahaha.
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In a world awash with shiatty & poor quality news, this makes an incredible change.
Thai Navy Seal team: 12 boys and their coach are out

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Pista wrote:In a world awash with shiatty & poor quality news, this makes an incredible change.
Thai Navy Seal team: 12 boys and their coach are out

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Well now this is awkward.
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Pista wrote:Well now this is awkward.
maybe they could try docking it soft to start with ? :lol: :twisted:
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I'm sure all 2000AD fans on here probably already know by now but Duncan Jones (aka Zowie Bowie) has signed on to write and direct a Rogue Trooper movie
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Sheffield topiarist would really like people to stop having sex with his hedge
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A hexapus?
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Catastrophic plastic sea pollution? hold my beer
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Fish not quite fresh enough? No problem.
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Pista wrote:Fish not quite fresh enough? No problem.
... :eek::eek: ... ;D :lol: ...
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Pista wrote:Fish not quite fresh enough? No problem.
:lol: :lol: that's funny. if buying fish you would think customers look closely, i mean a child would be able to tell those are stick on eyes.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Pista wrote:Fish not quite fresh enough? No problem.
:lol: :lol: that's funny. if buying fish you would think customers look closely, i mean a child would be able to tell those are stick on eyes.
Some of the tweets made me chuckle too.
This one in particular
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