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PostPost #76  Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

This may come as a shock to you, but the Bird Box challenge & driving a car aren't a great combination
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PostPost #77  Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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This may come as a shock to you, but the Bird Box challenge & driving a car aren't a great combination

i can imagine few things more ill-thought out. there is a term for this though and i dont mean "stupid fucking cunt", i mean "natural selection". Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPost #78  Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Darwinism at work Laughing
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PostPost #79  Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

After the Brexit defeat what next for the UK government? Why, the leterbox debate of course.
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PostPost #80  Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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After the Brexit defeat what next for the UK government? Why, the leterbox debate of course.


Well we Brits have to maintain that stiff upper lip - and that stiff upper letterbox!

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PostPost #81  Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

will a no Brexit Brexit affect the importation of Nice & Marie biscuits?
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PostPost #82  Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

There is literally no hope for the world.

https://www.thejournal.ie/semen-injection-man-4443195-Jan2019/
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PostPost #83  Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

♬ Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul / But the vandals found when they ran him down / He was built around a pole
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PostPost #84  Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

At last it can be told: why do we dunk biscuits into tea? https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/food-and-drink/why-do-we-dunk-biscuits-into-tea-1.3751350
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PostPost #85  Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

They could well be the tracks of the greater spotted Gallagher
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PostPost #86  Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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They could well be the tracks of the greater spotted Gallagher
I knew what the footprints would look like before I even clicked on that Laughing
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PostPost #87  Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Hell has frozen over
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PostPost #88  Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Fairly near the top of your check list before boarding your flight: Your baby
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PostPost #89  Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Do you think we can Our fearless leader! to do a PSA about how The Girls aren't goths?
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PostPost #90  Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Every house needs an OCD mouse!
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PostPost #91  Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Every house needs an OCD mouse!


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PostPost #92  Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gin sales in the UK almost double since article 50 was signed
It wasn't me...
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PostPost #93  Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Event Horizon

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PostPost #94  Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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Event Horizon

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it's the Eye of Sauron! Surprised
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PostPost #95  Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Foching couple loses bid to keep their neighbors' Foching cows quiet
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PostPost #96  Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Im steuk tü my stol. ïm så väry skård. Hjälp
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PostPost #97  Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

On the plus side, the spelling error won't confuse any bus drivers
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PostPost #98  Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
Im steuk tü my stol. ïm så väry skård. Hjälp


Honestly, it's his own silly fault. What did he expect when he bought a stool called Nadnapper?
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PostPost #99  Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Could this be actual footage of real life Winnie The Pooh?!

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PostPost #100  Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Charlie wrote:
Could this be actual footage of real life Winnie The Pooh?!

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