24/9/03
Posted: 24 Sep 2003, 15:00
Q. What's the definition of a man ?
A. A life support system for a penis.
A. A life support system for a penis.
A. A woman.
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Posted: 24 Sep 2003, 15:30
Q. How do you call the insensitive fleshy part around the vagina?
A. A woman.
A. A woman.
Posted: 24 Sep 2003, 15:32
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Q. How do you call the insensitive fleshy part around the vagina?
A. A woman.
Posted: 24 Sep 2003, 15:35
Ah well...
That's what one calls 'reply to topic'
IZZY.
That's what one calls 'reply to topic'
IZZY.
Posted: 24 Sep 2003, 16:44
NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!
Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!
Posted: 24 Sep 2003, 16:49
The difference between a blonde and a mosquito?Sexygoth wrote:NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!
When you smack a mosquito on the head, it stops s***ing...
Don't get me started
Posted: 25 Sep 2003, 03:11
I-yi-yi... 
Posted: 26 Sep 2003, 19:14
BTW, it's LAIDSexygoth wrote:NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!
IZZY.
Posted: 28 Sep 2003, 22:10
( a sharp intake of breath ) splutter !!! WHAT ?? a mainlander correcting a Brits English !!?? Hmmm.... yeah, OK that sounds about right.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:BTW, it's LAIDSexygoth wrote:NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Men are like paving stones....once layed you can walk all over them!!!!!
IZZY.
well (whines) you guys get taught it propers like, we just get to speak it everyday (and very badly in my case). 
Posted: 28 Sep 2003, 22:40
I know.( a sharp intake of breath ) splutter !!! WHAT ?? a mainlander correcting a Brits English !!?? Hmmm.... yeah, OK that sounds about right.
You lads/lasses cannot help it.
I know foreign people speaking my language better than the natives, too.
OTOH, I studied English at the univeristy in Antwerp, so...
I prolly know more about English grammar than you peeps
I wish...
IZZY.
Posted: 28 Sep 2003, 22:57
You prolly DO know more about English grammar than I, for one, and if you want to bet a monkey on it I'm well up for itIzzy HaveMercy wrote:I know.( a sharp intake of breath ) splutter !!! WHAT ?? a mainlander correcting a Brits English !!?? Hmmm.... yeah, OK that sounds about right.
You lads/lasses cannot help it.
I know foreign people speaking my language better than the natives, too.
OTOH, I studied English at the univeristy in Antwerp, so...
I prolly know more about English grammar than you peeps
I wish...
IZZY.
OTOH ?? I have an inordinate amount of trouble with these abbreviations too.
Posted: 28 Sep 2003, 22:59
OTOH: On The Other Hand. Depends on whether you're dexter or sinisterYou prolly DO know more about English grammar than I, for one, and if you want to bet a monkey on it I'm well up for it
OTOH ?? I have an inordinate amount of trouble with these abbreviations too.
IZZY.
Posted: 28 Sep 2003, 23:37
I'm dexter. Which are you ( or do I mean - what are you ?? ( genuinely confused) BTW a monkey's five hundred pounds. So up for that bet then ?Izzy HaveMercy wrote:OTOH: On The Other Hand. Depends on whether you're dexter or sinisterYou prolly DO know more about English grammar than I, for one, and if you want to bet a monkey on it I'm well up for it
OTOH ?? I have an inordinate amount of trouble with these abbreviations too.
IZZY.
Posted: 28 Sep 2003, 23:39
I'm Dexter. And I have enuff monkeys already. What about my left foot?I'm dexter. Which are you ( or do I mean - what are you ?? ( genuinely confused) BTW a monkey's five hundred pounds. So up for that bet then ?
It's worth quite a lot.IZZY.
Posted: 28 Sep 2003, 23:58
Hmmm..Dunno.... Is it smelly ?Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I'm Dexter. And I have enuff monkeys already. What about my left foot?I'm dexter. Which are you ( or do I mean - what are you ?? ( genuinely confused) BTW a monkey's five hundred pounds. So up for that bet then ?
IZZY.