Heartland

Thinking it's about time. I'd give my left test....no I wouldn't go that far but it would be nice to see Eldritch return in his 'slinky black number' and, more importantly, get to see him with, not merely hair, but long hair, again.

Wah-hoo! Let's do the war in drag.

He would probably look like a somewhat vertically compressed version of Lord Summerisle these days (and I wouldn't have a problem with that) especially as he would probably avoid the black dress and go for something more colourful these days.

Ahem...

What a nice dream.
I always preferred him with hair. And glittery lurex shirts. I could even lend him a few
Don’t think it’s gonna happen though. But we may dream

Does this win the award for Bizarrest Topic Ever?

Each to their own.

Try as I might I cannot imagine in drag looking anything other than Donald Pleasance in a dress, which frankly scares me in places that polite society prefers not to discuss.

That said, I would be prepared to donate either of my clockweights to the cause of your choice to see him and Mr. Catalyst both wearing shiny lamé numbers while they duet on Jolene.

Now I come to think about it (which admittedly doesn't happen very often): let's get an cover album together, called Stop Dragging My Heart Around. We'll get a group of male performers - thinking , Rob Halford, Willie Nelson, Kris Kristoffersen, Bruce Dickinson, Alice Cooper, Dave Brock, and others, get them done up in drag (not really convincing drag - we're talking Les Dawson here, ok? Bras stuffed with rugby socks, sheer stockings over unshaven legs, you get the picture) to perform some classic old torch songs: My Baby Just Cares For Me, My Heart Belongs To Daddy, Fever, I Put A Spell On You, Je Ne Regret' Rein, anything from the Shirley Bassey/Dolly Parton canon, that sort of thing. Release a charity album in aid of, let's say, Planned Parenthood, or worldwide reproductive rights, plus maybe testicular screening. I think they'd go for it.

So - does anyone have 's number..?

Marc Almond certainly missed a trick there

Hihi, what a sweet and lovely thread ... ...

The tights are sheer in the sodium haze...