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A farmer gets a phone call from his son. "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive." "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About 20 mins later he gets another call..." "Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"

Sell it, what else.

Being645 wrote:Sell it, what else.

Blimey Sabine you'd fit right in in the North of England