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No actual football, but we can play 'What might have happened?' Off you go. Every goal, assist, incident, madcap interview, mascot fight...

Watford v Leicester City
AFC Bournemouth v Crystal Palace
Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal
Manchester City v Burnley
Newcastle United v Sheffield United
Norwich City v Southampton
Aston Villa v Chelsea
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United
Everton v Liverpool


REAL Fantasy Football!

[quote="emilystrange"]No actual football, but we can play 'What might have happened?' Off you go. Every goal, assist, incident, madcap interview, mascot fight...

Watford v Leicester City 0-0
AFC Bournemouth v Crystal Palace 0-0
Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal 0-0
Manchester City v Burnley 0-0
Newcastle United v Sheffield United 0-0
Norwich City v Southampton 0-0
Aston Villa v Chelsea 0-0
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers 0-0
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United 0-0
Everton v Liverpool 0-0



REAL Fantasy Football!

My guesses....

You think city would hold Burnley? Their defence is scared of its own shadow these days.... 0-2. All the rest look about right

They should get the old pools panel in, and decide amongst themselves how many points everyone would most likely have got, then FPL could carry on regardless.

i fear the pools panel have gone the same way as the US pandemic experts.

Looking at the weekend's scores, it seems someone actually lost

Bristol City are taking on a Dutch team in an online game of connect 4

Now that's how it should be!

Can we not do something like that? I have online Scrabble!

I reckon JoMo would have had an argument with Utd's staff

At least Everton have been spared the ignominy of having the Koppites presented with the Premiership trophy at Goodison

markfiend wrote:At least Everton have been spared the ignominy of having the Koppites presented with the Premiership trophy at Goodison

It still may happen, maybe them crying all the way home to Rhyl has only been postponed. Always remember God is a Red

So, to inject a slight amount of what passes for normality, we DO have some tables. You can still make transfers atm, and the deadlines still apply. Let's have a look at where we are:



The H2H is still going on, with draws all over the place.



The Yellow Jersey is self isolating with DynaMo Salah



The Big Shout Out trumpet is being polished by ( ) everyone except DynaMo Salah



And the Crowning Glory rests on the head of Damage Dunfermline. Better off with a sceptre for poking people away to a sensible distance, though.




We will get there, one day. Rest assured that the Batcave is getting its first airing in millenia, and also that I will spray it with clean dust upon your return.

Pista, your birthday, Sir.

#JFT96
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