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I stuck a knife into a toaster, several times and while it was on, but didn't get electrocuted. Does this mean I'm immortal, or just 'resistant to death'

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'Resistance to Death

This in no way means immortality, a vampire can and will die, however although there is no proof, genetically it is possible for people to live far longer than they are now, and hence a vampire could have evolved to this stage and live to an older age than most others. Also due to the good immune system and better healing we are far more likely to survive damage that should be fatal, again im not saying we will survive it, but whereas a normal human could have a 5% chance of living through an accident this would be 10% or 15% for the vampire. If there is a chance of survival from being shot or anything at all, then that chance merely increases for the vampire. '

Nah, just means you have a weird electromagnetic field. Luckily for you, you have the benign variety...I went thro' a phase where I got shocks from washing metal buckets...& as for watches...<sigh>

I get shocks from merely touching other people!
Getting near to electrical wires is enough to feel the bzzzz on my skin!

What does it mean, then?

I get loads of shocks from my girlfriends car!!!! musnt like me driving ut!

Paddy.

Cars are deadly!
And I can't touch the bloody computer unless the power plug is turned off.
Does it mean I really shouldn't stick a knife in a toaster?...

try wearing doc marten boots. when i wear new rocks i get electric shocks off EVERYTHING. anything metal, or plastic, t.v's toasters, handrails, sterios, lampposts....

put a pair of docs on and nuffink. i think it's summat to do with the soles, but i spent all my science lessons trying to draw peices of new model army cover art on my folder and can't prove anything.