Heartland

I just noticed that it's now over 10 years since our elusive and all-powerful Chairman was last openly active here. A shame as he was occasionally chattier than you would have expected from an International Man Of Mystery.
Come back Bux! We need Curmudgeons more than ever now Blasts dead & Johnny's Banned!

True!

Btw: who is Johnny?

well the chairman has retired to a secluded island leaving behind the woman to look after his spawn, hanging in a hammock sipping cocktails reading books. there is no Internet connection there.

Johnny was a very nice man who smelt delicious but could be a bit of a nutsack online.

If you hear from John you can tell him that he's not my real dad.

i for one would love to hear from John but last time i did was from a facebook account that quickly went offline. ever the man of mystery but i hope hes happy wherever he is.