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https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Jean-Michelle_Jarre

Someone posted a link to this article, read it and had a genuinly good
Brilliant writting and research

Jesus the have an article for https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Andrew_Eldritch too

iesus wrote: ↑26 May 2022, 23:01 https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Jean-Michelle_Jarre

Someone posted a link to this article, read it and had a genuinly good
Brilliant writting and research

Jesus the have an article for https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Andrew_Eldritch too

Well worth a read!

"Then, in 1985, Eldritch declared war on his guitarist, That Guitarist for reasons unknown; but possibly due to Hussey finding out that he was a hob-goblin, and Eldritch began to perform rituals which led to Hussey being tortured by conjoured little demonic gerbils every Friday night. "

I found the remarks about Patricia Morrison quite embarrassing.

I see where you're coming from. There's a joke in there but that's a bit clumsy..