Hand-eye coordination test

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This is a test for all those geeks that spend a life-time behind the screen.
Test if you're still able to keep going :-)
Oh yeah, turn on you speakers, some of the instructions are spoken word...

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotag ... botage.asp

IZZY. :innocent:
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhh

Izzy you b*stard, i'm gonna get you for this, you'll see :urff:
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zigeunerweisen wrote:Izzy you b*stard, i'm gonna get you for this, you'll see :twisted:

Why? What was your score?
I had 74%.
Come on, don't be shy. Can't be THAT bad...


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I killed the fly in 2.1 secs but i don't remember anything else after that. Maybe it's the way my brain has to protect me from permanent damage.
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Jesus..... ive nearly arrested !!!! Im going to have nightmares!!!

B*stard izzy!!!!!

There will be retribution i tells ya!!!

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took my 14 bloody secs to get the fly, but I did get 94% in that stupid s thing...IZZY ya TW*T!!!
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I'm thinking of getting laser eye surgery now, thanx. :twisted:
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Should've known better. Just confirmed my worst fears. I need a career change...
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I love you too, guys. :-)

And there's more where THAT came from! :-D
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jesus h christ. :o
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1.2 seconds on the "fly"

77% accuracy on the "red dots"

Should have known better by the "Big S" ;-)
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I sent this round at work..... and someone has made a complant !!!!

fantastic!

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that was great, the best thing I've seen on the net in a long time. (HL excluded, of course)
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You thugs!
You should have said some of the instructions are very loud! I was wearing headphones full volume for God's sake! :roll:
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Do you really control your limbs?

OK, this one is silent.
With your RIGHT foot, describe a circle in the air moving CLOCKWISE (that is in the way the pointers of the clock go).
While doing that, describe the shape of a 6 with your RIGHT hand.





Well? :wink:

Try again using LEFT foot / RIGHT hand.
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dead inside wrote:Do you really control your limbs?

OK, this one is silent.
With your RIGHT foot, describe a circle in the air moving CLOCKWISE (that is in the way the pointers of the clock go).
While doing that, describe the shape of a 6 with your RIGHT hand.





Well? :wink:

Try again using LEFT foot / RIGHT hand.
@ Dead Inside - fot THAT you should be spanked ;-) (only joking!)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Dead Inside - fot THAT you should be spanked ;-) (only joking!)
easy tiger... :eek:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Dead Inside - fot THAT you should be spanked ;-) (only joking!)
easy tiger... :eek:
@ QB - Sorry Mate - Did not wish to cause you or anyone else to take offence, a gate or a small potting shed :-)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
dead inside wrote:Do you really control your limbs?

OK, this one is silent.
With your RIGHT foot, describe a circle in the air moving CLOCKWISE (that is in the way the pointers of the clock go).
While doing that, describe the shape of a 6 with your RIGHT hand.





Well? :wink:

Try again using LEFT foot / RIGHT hand.
@ Dead Inside - fot THAT you should be spanked ;-) (only joking!)
LOL! :lol:

So I assume you couldn't make it?... Clumsy! :P
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The rest of you, keep trying. Don't let him discourage you! :wink:

@ Quiff:
I wasn't upset about the spanking. Although if there wasn't a mrs. goth and he could be persuaded to talk some deeper into religion I could come up with better ideas. :innocent:
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