Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
The fabulous Sisters of Mercy team needs two new players - must be at least mildly interested in football, ready to fight off those dastardly Mish and Cure folk and uphold the honour of our fine band.
Applications needed!
Em xxx