Heartland

Just to start a thread which is more in keeping with what this is all about?

If we all knew the address etc...What birthday pressie would you get for Von...my vote currectly is on a box of those biccies from Chicago

a year's supply of nicorette patches and a handbook from alcoholics anonymous!

or else a nice pair of pointy boots. bet he would love them...

Some of my pointy boots have gone mouldy!

On May 3, 2002 2:13pm, sam donut wrote:
Some of my pointy boots have gone mouldy!

having seen the contents of your jacket pockets, i can well imagine how your boots owuld come to go mouldy...!

On May 3, 2002 2:18pm, Quiff Boy wrote:
having seen the contents of your jacket pockets, i can well imagine how your boots owuld come to go mouldy...!

??:

Hey! What's wrong with bus tickets and Mars Bar wrappers?

erm...


... from 1992. *cough*

it wasnt a mars bar, it was a marathon. and this was last year.

yeah, a marathon.

not a snicker.

a marathon.

they havent been called marathons in years...

that is just disgusting!!!

and a bus ticket from 1992.

sam, you truly are a filthy individual! (or at least your jacket is...)

OBJECTION your honour!

I draw my learned be-quiffed friend to the fact, that as I am allergic to peanuts, the likelihood that, on the night in question, my jacket pocket contained the wrapper of said Marathon (or, indeed, any confectioned bar of nut laden snack), is, I'm sure you'll be forced to agree, unlikely.

I rest my case.

(also, to be fair, I possibly hadn't worn the jacket since 1992 (or again since the bus ticket/choc wrapper incident), so it's not as if I'm filthy- I'm a text book example of personal hygiene! )

hmmmmmm......

i'll have a think on that one. you put up a good defence, young donut, but there may be untruths in your statement.

hmmmmmm......

Anyway, I'm sure you noticed I was wearing a much newer jacket last week!

Sorry, for hijacking Mikey's thread.

I'd get him a copy of the last m****n album.

Marathons became Snickers (*spit*) in 1989/90 as far as I remember. (sad bastard or just a long memory. you decide) So, if Mr D DID have a Marathon wrapper in his pocket, then that casts his personal habits into even worse light...

Me? I only have train tickets from about 2 years ago hiding in the torn lining of my jacket...

Plus...errr...bits of that 'Sisters on Cake' bun from the Feb 2001 York gig which keep emerging. Yum! furry...And I jest not, rather worryingly...The evidence has been observed by third parties.

Plus...errr...bits of that 'Sisters on Cake' bun from the Feb 2001 York gig which keep emerging. Yum! furry...And I jest not, rather worryingly...The evidence has been observed by third parties.

but hopefully not injested by any of the aforementioned third parties?

blurgh!

quote I'd get him a copy of the last m****n album

nah its alright matey, I'd rather have some of Lars's fluffy cake

will this one make it 43 then?

On May 3, 2002 3:17pm, mikey wrote:
quote I'd get him a copy of the last m****n album

nah its alright matey, I'd rather have some of Lars's fluffy cake

Heh heh! Either way, it takes the emphasis of the thread away from my scummy jacket!

I still have hardened tomato ketchup in my leather jacket from where a sachet burst in 1986 when I was removing it from a mcRubbish...uuurrrghgh

Don't tell Quiffy! He's very sensitive about these things!

what leather, ketchup or mcRubbish?

On May 3, 2002 3:29pm, mikey wrote:
what leather, ketchup or mcRubbish?

leather & mcRubbish

On May 3, 2002 3:33pm, Quiff Boy wrote:

On May 3, 2002 3:29pm, mikey wrote:
what leather, ketchup or mcRubbish?

leather & mcRubbish

but especially mcRubbish

ok, change mcRubbish to Bugger King

Was actually referring to old stuff in jackets!

But... aye!

old stuff in jackets...oh that's me isn't it????

I'll show ya me pockets if you really want QB...ooooohhhhh mother

i'll pass on your very kind offer, if thats ok

well if your interested, remember 6'2" bloke..black leather jacket, MR logo and sisters of mercy on the back in green
only charge 10p a lick