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What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs can't do an MRI

Cats can

Well I killed this section didn't I?

ruffers wrote: ↑03 Aug 2023, 18:03 Well I killed this section didn't I?

cats's said have several lives, so Nahhhh!

ruffers wrote: ↑03 Aug 2023, 18:03 Well I killed this section didn't I?

1st time i saw it & i thought it was a boss joke.

EDIT: now being stolen & postted across rhe socials

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put down.

Caution: this joke just got me kicked out of my friend's Diwali party, so use it at your own risk:

Q. Why do you need to be careful if you're carrying Indian vegetarian dishes in South America?
A. Because if you trip and spill some then you might end up with a daal-y llama.