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Major de Coverly
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Eagerly awaited, I know.


Knorr

Chicken Tonight Sauces 500g/525g

Offer ends 11/11/2003

buy 1 get 1 free


Ernest and Julio Gallo

Cabernet Sauvignon / Chardonnay 75c

Offer ends 28/10/2003

offer price £3.99


Domestos

Bleach 750ml

Offer ends 28/10/2003

buy 1 get 1 free


Complete Dog Food various 3kg

Offer ends 04/11/2003

£10.39

buy 1 get 500 nectar points
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Mix it all together in a bucket, with eggs on top.
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Is this what you've been reduced to? Hawking for Sainsbury's on message boards? Good lord Major...how the mighty have fallen!

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Anyone want a bit of inside info on upcoming Costcutter special offers? I'm chasing a promotion...
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i like the pound shop. you know where you are with a pound shop. everything's a pound.

i quite like home bargains on the moor in sheffield too. where you can buy strange foreign blue sugar-filled drinks and german chocolate for silly prices (faux coca-cola 19p a 2L bottle - baragin!)
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Major Darling , I really thought you'd be a Waitrose man ......
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whats this? supermarkets?

i partly work in a supermarket

AND IT SUCKS :urff: :urff: :urff: :x :x :x

lets never talk about them again...ever :wink: :von:
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Hmm. I like the way at my local Waitrose they have well-spoken 50+ ladies offering trays of wine samples in the wine section. Most are real chatterboxes and you can have quite a nice afternoon with them for free. This avoids the embarrasment of continuously going back for a top up.

However, I regret to inform you that Waitrose have no special offers - just higher prices - and we're tightening our belts over at de coverly towers at the moment, following the porker popping a cylinder, Ms de C insisting on the bathroom being re-done, and a couple of weeks of very elegant, but also rather expensive, aerobatics conspired together to make the bank account look marginally less bouyant than the titanic.
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Major de Coverly wrote:Hmm. I like the way at my local Waitrose they have well-spoken 50+ ladies offering trays of wine samples in the wine section. Most are real chatterboxes and you can have quite a nice afternoon with them for free. This avoids the embarrasment of continuously going back for a top up.
Back on the juice then, eh, old boy? Good form. Good form.
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:eek: I did wonder what happened to Jamie Oliver, now I know, he's trolling websites trying to get us to subsidise his pay packet.

Must admit tho' Lidl is very good for cheap (and strangely named)chocolate too.
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LIDL!

hellYES!

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I suppose it would go against the spirit of this thread to mention M&S Food Hall?

<currently consuming> an M&S King Prawn Makhani and side order of Onion Bajis with a Chapati or 2 from the Mrs. Unis range which is available at any Spar North of the Border.

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one only consumes produce from the m&s food hall so you are far from alone
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Huh, who needs M&S :roll:

Us Lidl users not only get a zen-like sense of tranquility from the lack of muzak, but also weekly leaflets explaining the forthcoming delights.

Coming soon: stepladders, 100-piece food storage solutions and essential handy home toolkits.

Bet you're jealous :P
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I don't think I want to be in RicheyJames team, his Avatar scares me and he is abrupt, to say the least. otherwise....

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Red Sunsets wrote:I don't think I want to be in RicheyJames team, his Avatar scares me and he is abrupt, to say the least. otherwise....

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Campell make good soup. Tomato & Rice is my fave, athough... now the nights a "drawin' in" Cream Of Chicken plz :D

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Red Sunsets wrote:Campell make good soup. Tomato & Rice is my fave, athough... now the nights a "drawin' in" Cream Of Chicken plz :D

you ain't from round these parts, are yuh stranger?
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d00mw0lf wrote:LIDL!

hellYES!

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Decent "Shiraz" for £3.99
CDR 10 pack £3.99 (ok for emergencies/back ups)
Live Yougurt 49P
Really cheap "Fruit and Veg"
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Sorry the only place to shop on my list is Boots...and duty free at Heathrow. :wink:

Cosmetics cosmetics cosmetics.

Really, who needs food?
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Black Planet wrote:
Really, who needs food?
At a guess "Consumers" ;-)
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Andy, for girls it will always be cosmetics and perfume.

;)
Not food...bah..who really wants to cook?
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