22-10-03 Ferrari
Posted: 22 Oct 2003, 00:08
Ferrari Formula 1 Team have announced that they have fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Glasgow. The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Glaswegians were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds with just a pair of mole grips each. Whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari management, as most F1 races are won and lost in the pits. Ferrari are now seen to have a massive advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for during the Weegie Crew's first practice session. Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen bottles of Buckfast, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at Coulthard's bint in the shower.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for during the Weegie Crew's first practice session. Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen bottles of Buckfast, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at Coulthard's bint in the shower.
