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27/10/04 - Hussey goes to heaven.

Posted: 27 Oct 2003, 18:47
by Moz Magister
One dark night That Guitarist having had too much to drink slips, falls off stage and dies.

He duly arrives at the gates to heaven and St Peter starts to show him around; after about 20 mins Hussey sees a familiar figure wearing black leather, aviator shades and sat on top of the biggest throne ever made.

Disgusted, Hussey exclaims "Who does Eldritch think he is? God?"

To which St Peter replies "That is God, he just thinks he's Eldritch!"

:notworthy:

Posted: 27 Oct 2003, 20:10
by James Blast
Heheheheheheh :D

Posted: 28 Oct 2003, 10:19
by Black Dahlia
LOVE IT!!!

Posted: 28 Oct 2003, 15:45
by MrChris
Old as the hills...reminds me of the Eldritch walks on water joke, which is very funny, but too long, and I can't remember it all...