27/10/04 - Hussey goes to heaven.
Posted: 27 Oct 2003, 18:47
One dark night That Guitarist having had too much to drink slips, falls off stage and dies.
He duly arrives at the gates to heaven and St Peter starts to show him around; after about 20 mins Hussey sees a familiar figure wearing black leather, aviator shades and sat on top of the biggest throne ever made.
Disgusted, Hussey exclaims "Who does Eldritch think he is? God?"
To which St Peter replies "That is God, he just thinks he's Eldritch!"
He duly arrives at the gates to heaven and St Peter starts to show him around; after about 20 mins Hussey sees a familiar figure wearing black leather, aviator shades and sat on top of the biggest throne ever made.
Disgusted, Hussey exclaims "Who does Eldritch think he is? God?"
To which St Peter replies "That is God, he just thinks he's Eldritch!"