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Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Quiff Boy
What is Sunday without......
- a warm, comfy bed
- nice warm pyjamas
- beans on toast for brekky (with mushrooms, tomatoes, butterbeans, and balsamic vinegar! oh yes.)
- a copy of the observer (delivered to the door if poss)
- a big mug of warm vimto
- central heating (essential in order to feel even slightly nice about one's self early on a sunday morning)
- a big comfy settee
- a set of fairy lights in the window when it starts to get dark
- almost anything by autechre
- "17 seconds" by the cure (perfect if you are hungover and its raining)
- a phonecall to the folks to let them you know you survived the last week and the weekend
- surfing the web on the cheap (sob boo hoo! i WANT a new pc!!!! now!!!)
- "sing something simple" on the radio (hahaha
)
yeah, i know it all sounds very 'wintery' and probably more than a little middle aged, but god dammit i'm only 29 and this is what i like about sundays
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
And because no-one laughed at it in the 'other place'
Night clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstacy directly into their mouths. This dangerous practice is known as E by gum
Debaser
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Quiff Boy
On 2002-02-11 13:51, Debaser wrote:
And because no-one laughed at it in the 'other place'
Night clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstacy directly into their mouths. This dangerous practice is known as E by gum
Debaser
hey! i laughed!
i even emailed a coupe of friends with it, i thought it was soooo funny
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
just being petulant...soz...LOL
Debaser
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by ez
Excellent, totally off topic and funny too.
Just what the doctor ordered.
Maybe we could start a joke of the week folder, that would confuse all those sad people who think honest in yer face humour isn't for Elroides
Ez
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by 6FeetOver
Greetings!
Barry: That sounds like an absolutely *heavenly* way to spend a Sunday. But what's "vimto?"
Ez: As my dad would say, people like that have "a hair across it," and needn't be paid any mind. Booooooring!
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
OOOhhhhhh Ez....be careful what you wish for...you may have unleashed a right 'beast now.
BUGGER..my keyboard's funny in 'this place' too!!!
Quiff, I dursn't tell my Eskimo one in here...shall I shan't I?
Debaser
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Justj0hn
Deja Vu.
Sunday.....I''m worshipping at the altar of Our Lady Of Mattress 'til late afternoon.
J.j.......
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by sam donut
Sundays are best with a big brekkie and plenty of shiraz. Once those things are included, you can't go wrong... and//
WOW!
Insta-Smilies!
Smart!
Although, maybe it could be my downfall!
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Vanessa
I'm afraid one works on sunday's!
Can't wait until the day comes when I'm a lady of pleasure!
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
I too used to work on Sundays..but got fed up with 'patting ponies' in the rain so moved indoors and pat children now!
hey Vanessa - I read your profile and thought you were me for a while...'cept I never did racehorses..hunters and eventers here and the odd (being the operative word) Point-to pointer
Debaser
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Vanessa
Yep now you now what I mean about working sunday's?
Point to pointing - you must be quite strong to ride pointers?
I'm on my best behaviour on this list haven't you noticed?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
Hi Vanessa , I'm Vanessa pleased to meet you!
Strong..not fecking strong enough...the git carted me off on more occsions than I'd care to remember.
Best behaviour.....naturellment I'm very good..unless someone eggs me on!
Debaser
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by sam donut
Working Sunday must kick the dog's goddam ass, daddio.
Man alive! You need to spend Sundays on the chill!
Hmm. Trying to talk like a cool animated wolf just doesn't suit my ass. Maybe I need a zoot suit.
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
And listen to Kid Creole 24/7 hahahha
Debaser
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Quiff Boy
keep that jelly smoking, daddio!
let's have a zoot suit riot!
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
Is it just me...or does my pic seem to have infiltrated places OTHER than next to my posts?
Debaser -flip-flop sniffer extraordinaire!
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Quiff Boy
no?
??:
it just appears next to your posts....
granted, it appears next to ALL your posts, but that is normal is it not?
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
No...honest I'm all over the place willy-nilly etc. I'm next to your gin.....in Sam's post...in the middle of vanessa's thread...all over t'shop
I can see seven of me and it's very disconcerting...mmmnnnnnnnn the plot thickens...how many posts have I made on this ere thread???
Could be me pute...it has a mind of it's own
Debaser
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by ez
No it's only on your own posts I'm afraid
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Debaser
Oh God in heaven 'elp me........
Debaser
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by ez
well you did believe that technology is your friend............and that was a very big mistake to make
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by Andy TG
Back on "Off Topic" -
I used to work "Sundays" which was b****!
I still feel that Sunday should considered another Saturday or one should try to stay in bed all and .... - Use your imagination peeps!
I know I like to .... on Sundays!
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by pixelgirl
you missed out the fact that you need a huge furry cat to purr at you and steal your toast...completes the day
Posted: 01 Jan 1970, 01:00
by sam donut
On 2002-02-20 10:28, pixelgirl wrote:
you missed out the fact that you need a huge furry cat to purr at you and steal your toast...completes the day
..and wake you up at "normal going to work" time by biting your nose. If only cats understood lie-ins.