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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Black Planet
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Planet takes a look at the place..

OH MY..in the far corner stands a sterling steel pole...

Planet grins..spots ATG in the DJ booth..and waves! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

As Lucretia wafts across Blasts...Planet takes to her pole.


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We could use a third in a cage above the crowd ?????

;)

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Black Planet
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LOL I guess Mya and SG have beat me to the pole~

Do I get food in this cage? :)
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ummmmmmmm.... we will split the rider if thats ok :)

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Black Dahlia
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*sighs* okay Planet , count me in ....
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where's the boys' pole/cage?
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emilystrange wrote:where's the boys' pole/cage?
ooooh ya shoulda seen me that night! they couldn't get me off it
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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are there pictures?
i'm not coming unless there's a pole for each gender. fair's fair.
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at this point i feel it's probably wise to mention that this thread WILL get deleted at some point in the future, and not just moved to the trash bin like the last one did, so don't rely on keeping your post count if 400 of them are in here - when the thread goes so do allyour posts made in here. and your rank will be automatically adjusted/recalculated accordingly ;)

knew you'd be pleased. as they say.
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you just don't want to dance.
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Yeah Quiffy, I think you'll find that we actually enjoy this thread and the post count thing isnt really an issue. Besides it ought to appeal to you seeing as you've always argued (usually with me!) in favour of "random bollocks" .......... :wink:
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am i supposed to be bothered about post counts??
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Black Dahlia
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emilystrange wrote:am i supposed to be bothered about post counts??
Apparently so :roll:
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it must be a boy thing. :eek:
and there's prob not a really good reason
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Black Dahlia wrote:Yeah Quiffy, I think you'll find that we actually enjoy this thread and the post count thing isnt really an issue. Besides it ought to appeal to you seeing as you've always argued (usually with me!) in favour of "random bollocks" .......... :wink:
indeed i most defenitelt do advocate random bollocks... its what makes this a real community and not just a list of semi-interesting posts about a quasi-defunct rock band 8)

but these threads can get a bit big and it seens to slow the database down - not to mention clogging it up it up - and i dont think threads that are truly random bollocks are really worth keeping indefintely.

(hence the archiving of the bar and grill, and the "current listening" threads when they get to 1000 posts)

the main factor as far as i'm conerned is that there is a maximum size limit imposed on the database - my ISP set a limit if 100mb.

if you look at the stats page it's currently says:
Database size: 22.73 MB
when i re-index the search tables so that the search facility works properly again that will probably shoot up to about 60 mb :urff:

i just wanted to give plenty of advance warning to ensure people understand and aren't too surprised when the thread gets too long and is removed, zapping a few hundred of all your posts in the process :|

anyhoo, enough of that! let the merryments begin... before the fire dept shut you down again :D
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Quiffy youre a martyr! I count myself chastised. :wink:

All I really wanted to point out was that there are some of us who could couldnt give a flying toss about post counts.
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Black Dahlia wrote:Quiffy youre a martyr! I count myself chastised. :wink:

All I really wanted to point out was that there are some of us who could couldnt give a flying toss about post counts.
;D :innocent:

yep, but there are some of us that do... :o

me? a martyr? you're a nun!! ;) :lol:
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Bless you my administrator .... :wink:
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Oh hes a big girl !!! and i could "'ave im" in a fight anyway !!!!

Quiff..... you always hide behind rationality, common sense and being right....... (and being the boss).


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@ Dahlia - Ok then four it is..... and you can auditon personally!!!!
Bring your own Whipped cream!

@ Emily - You are starting to frighten me.

@ Quiffy (again) - Database monkey cage, with optional SQL or Oracle bars.... or should that be tables!

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can i have 5 male lapdancing volunteers by the time i get back here tomorrow? just to even things out.

i'll be in charge of costume and baby oil.
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As soon as we have your photo in the gallery we may try and sort that out young lady!

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i tried, see Gallery thread.
it's coming out all blotchy, so you can't have it yet.
And i didn't mean for me personally, its a sight for all the girls to share delight in.
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A private dance is only £10 extra Emily.
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i will let each of you know by PM if thats appropriate.
must go now.
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