It is that time of year at de Coverly Towers when I send out the stable lads, beaters, and groundsmen, all lead by the Head gillie and armed with 12 bores, clubs, kitchen knives, MP5s, flashbangs, and bazookas, to clear out the gypsies and travellers who've been occupying the harvested fields in the Northern ridings.
They catch them in their beds at dawn and after a thorough pounding with grenades and bazooka fire move in, in a wide circle finishing them off with bullets, clubbings and flamethrowers. The gap in the line may seem like an error but as they head off into the woods, cook's homemade claymores (old ice-cream tubs packed with c4 and ball bearings) wipe out the stragglers.
In fact, as I stand on the High West wing parapet, I can hear them singing that old Dead Kennedys classic, "Kill the Poor".
The ways of the country are many and complex, but rest on a bedrock of fairplay and harmony.
Autumn before the winter at de Coverly Towers
so benevolent MajorIn fact, as I stand on the High West wing parapet, I can hear them singing that old Dead Kennedys classic, "Kill the Poor".
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Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
'Efficency and progress is ours once more,
Now that we have de Coverly Towers'
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done'.
Those wonderful Romany folks ...or those thieving gypsy b******s?
Always a tough call.
Now that we have de Coverly Towers'
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done'.
Those wonderful Romany folks ...or those thieving gypsy b******s?
Always a tough call.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.
<adopts Butler stance> Shall I bring you your shotgun, your lordship? There are peasants defiling the croquet lawn.....
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is this an example of man's last mad surge of youth?Major de Coverly wrote:It is that time of year at de Coverly Towers when I send out the stable lads, beaters, and groundsmen, all lead by the Head gillie and armed with 12 bores, clubs, kitchen knives, MP5s, flashbangs, and bazookas, to clear out the gypsies and travellers who've been occupying the harvested fields in the Northern ridings.
They catch them in their beds at dawn and after a thorough pounding with grenades and bazooka fire move in, in a wide circle finishing them off with bullets, clubbings and flamethrowers. The gap in the line may seem like an error but as they head off into the woods, cook's homemade claymores (old ice-cream tubs packed with c4 and ball bearings) wipe out the stragglers.
In fact, as I stand on the High West wing parapet, I can hear them singing that old Dead Kennedys classic, "Kill the Poor".
The ways of the country are many and complex, but rest on a bedrock of fairplay and harmony.
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Methinks his Lordship has lost his senses after his failed attempt at taking Poland. And watch it Big Si, I have been known to defile the croquet lawn on occasion...Ha! ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
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Have you checked the Out House and The "Water Closet" - Just to be sure!Major de Coverly wrote:It is that time of year at de Coverly Towers when I send out the stable lads, beaters, and groundsmen, all lead by the Head gillie and armed with 12 bores, clubs, kitchen knives, MP5s, flashbangs, and bazookas, to clear out the gypsies and travellers who've been occupying the harvested fields in the Northern ridings.
They catch them in their beds at dawn and after a thorough pounding with grenades and bazooka fire move in, in a wide circle finishing them off with bullets, clubbings and flamethrowers. The gap in the line may seem like an error but as they head off into the woods, cook's homemade claymores (old ice-cream tubs packed with c4 and ball bearings) wipe out the stragglers.
In fact, as I stand on the High West wing parapet, I can hear them singing that old Dead Kennedys classic, "Kill the Poor".
The ways of the country are many and complex, but rest on a bedrock of fairplay and harmony.
I hope all will be well for the "Yuletide Season" at De Coverly Towers!
BTW - Do have any "flashbangs" and an MP5 going spare per chance?
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[quote="Quiff Boy"]
is this an example of man's last mad surge of youth?[/quote]
Tres bon, Mnsr le Quiff, tres bon.
I do like that quote, doesn't it come from that nonsense 70s show which they all watched?
is this an example of man's last mad surge of youth?[/quote]
Tres bon, Mnsr le Quiff, tres bon.
I do like that quote, doesn't it come from that nonsense 70s show which they all watched?