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MICHAEL JACKSON LATEST ...
Posted: 19 Nov 2003, 18:23
by Loki
The FBI have been searching Michael's home and have just announced their findings:
They found class A drugs in the kitchen
Class B drugs in the lounge
and class 5c in the bedroom
Re: MICHAEL JACKSON LATEST ...
Posted: 19 Nov 2003, 19:40
by rian
Posted: 19 Nov 2003, 22:31
by 6FeetOver
Posted: 20 Nov 2003, 02:30
by RicheyJames
apparently michael jackson is trying to give up cub scouts...he's down to half a pack a day.
ba-dum-ching
Posted: 20 Nov 2003, 02:34
by jenzi-benzi
what is class a b drugs?
Posted: 20 Nov 2003, 08:51
by hallucienate
LOL
Posted: 20 Nov 2003, 12:33
by Loki
jenzi-benzi wrote:
what is class a b drugs?
In the UK the authorities grade illegal drugs.
A = Heroine, Cocaine, Crack etc
B = Amphetamine, LSD etc
C = Cannabis, Ecstacy etc
Some of the examples may be in the wrong category but as I don't do drugs I'm making an educated guess. Depending on what you get caught supplying/dealing determines the severity of the punishment.
A = Heavy prison sentence, heavy fine, confiscation of goods/profits.
C = Slap on the wrist, caution, small fine.
B = Somewhere in between.
Posted: 20 Nov 2003, 14:33
by Petseri
It is a good thing that Quiff Boy named this place Heartland and not Neverland.
Posted: 20 Nov 2003, 17:27
by Izzy HaveMercy
So what is really meant was.... he had a lot of extacy in his bedroom???
Now I'm puzzled
Posted: 21 Nov 2003, 01:21
by James Blast
I need to have another long hot shower again, this place is as bad as the Toilet Etiquette thread.
Posted: 21 Nov 2003, 18:01
by snowey
McDonalds are doing a McJackson burger......... 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
Didn't say it was any good did I
Posted: 21 Nov 2003, 18:10
by Quiff Boy
Posted: 21 Nov 2003, 19:59
by Black Planet
snowey wrote:McDonalds are doing a McJackson burger......... 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
Didn't say it was any good did I
ROTFL LMAO
Damn fine!
Posted: 21 Nov 2003, 20:04
by 6FeetOver
snowey wrote:McDonalds are doing a McJackson burger......... 40 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
Posted: 22 Nov 2003, 07:10
by zigeunerweisen
Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in
Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."
I'm so sorry
Posted: 22 Nov 2003, 15:45
by Izzy HaveMercy
zigeunerweisen wrote:Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in
KILLER!
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 08:22
by CellThree
this had me in stitches:
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Posted: 16 Dec 2003, 19:06
by claws
