Heartland

Tis the Season and Planet is standing under the mistletoe, kissing for money to pay the rent of her new abode. Big Si makes sure the patrons plant a nice kiss to Planet's cheek whilst Barman Blast serves up hot mulled wine and cider to calm the masses. Somewhere HE lurks...would he Scrooge? Planet looks over her shoulder only to find an elf dressed in green, but he's looking a lot like no not Christmas! Zodiac!

Dahlia skates by her arms full of greenery decorating the tables as she passes.

Now where's ATG, with his holiday set lists?

Ah in the corner wearing a Santa suit is Andrew, planning the fun and games for the gig he's doing in Black Shuck's living room...on Christmas Eve.

(Glares at Barman Blast )

"Ho Ho Ho, Fanny Baws! Campari 'n Soda and a Pinta Mince"!

Does a quick double check of the Xmas list.....

"Mince Pies? - Aye!"
"Mistletoe? (Poison Ivy painted to look like Mistletoe) - Och Aye! "
"Haggis? - Whut? Nae Haggis! "
"Fairy for the Xmas Tree? - (looks up to see Tinkerbell bound and gagged on top of the Tree - "mmmph, mmmph!!!) "

LOL and I want Coal for Andrew's stocking cause he's been so bad..not giving us that new album!

Awright, awright! ahm heer noo....
The usual?

Red Sunsets wrote:Awright, awright! ahm heer noo....
The usual?

"CAMPARI 'N SODA, 'N A PINTA MINCE!"

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It's a bit deid, better invite a few Heartlanders in
I think emilystrange would be right at home here, and BD will be back from hols on Friday so, we are OPEN fur business!

Mince is aff!

Want a straw wi that Campboy and Soda-my, ya...... Next!

Yeah, and I think Angelchild needs to start looking for Billy Duffy--relive a few wild moments with him...He's in the kitchen! We do need a cook...think she'll do it?

Angel is a very astute young lady, handle with care...
Yes she will fit in here 100%

<Blast notices the place is deid, so sticks on Shriekback's Care>

Planet pulls herself away from the mistletoe to pen in the chalkboard

WelCome HeartLanders One and All!

Pull up a bar stool, enjoy a go go dance...Andrew is!

Today's Menu features:

Antipasto Salad
Fried Mozarella with fresh Marinara Sauce
Grilled Lobster (just for Big Si )
for Dessert...Chocolate Mousse

....and now! The Sisters Live in Philadelphia 1997!

also since ATG isn't around...

knew you'd be pleased

Big Si wrote:Does a quick double check of the Xmas list.....

"Mince Pies? - Aye!"
"Mistletoe? (Poison Ivy painted to look like Mistletoe) - Och Aye! "
"Haggis? - Whut? Nae Haggis! "
"Fairy for the Xmas Tree? - (looks up to see Tinkerbell bound and gagged on top of the Tree - "mmmph, mmmph!!!) "

*struggles free and pokes the Big man in eye with her wand*

Tinkerbell! I see Peter Pan has let you come visit us again...Andrew's missed his green fairy potion. Welcome back!

Black Planet wrote:Tinkerbell! I see Peter Pan has let you come visit us again...Andrew's missed his green fairy potion. Welcome back!

Thanks BP, well you cant beat a Green Fairy (well Big Si probably could ...)

Are there any crisps? I don't like mince pies, because of the high squidgie content. I can't name them any more specifically, but they used to be something else until they dried up and died, and they're trying to take over the world. I hates them! Crisps?

MrChris wrote:Are there any crisps? I don't like mince pies, because of the high squidgie content. I can't name them any more specifically, but they used to be something else until they dried up and died, and they're trying to take over the world. I hates them! Crisps?

Nah, we've got some dates though seeing as its Xmas (who in the hell eats those revolting things?? - always called "Eat Me" dates and still noone ever does! LOL)

MrChris wrote:Are there any crisps? I don't like mince pies, because of the high squidgie content. I can't name them any more specifically, but they used to be something else until they dried up and died, and they're trying to take over the world. I hates them! Crisps?

"Ye'll huva f***in Cheese Toastie 'n like it!"

"£24.99, pliz!"

Tinkerbell wrote:

Big Si wrote:Does a quick double check of the Xmas list.....

"Mince Pies? - Aye!"
"Mistletoe? (Poison Ivy painted to look like Mistletoe) - Och Aye! "
"Haggis? - Whut? Nae Haggis! "
"Fairy for the Xmas Tree? - (looks up to see Tinkerbell bound and gagged on top of the Tree - "mmmph, mmmph!!!) "

*struggles free and pokes the Big man in eye with her wand*

.....Catches her and drops her in the slops

Welcome back Tink, how was your sojourn in sunnier climes and Mr. Chris(p) we have Monster Munch, Pickled Onion and Flamin' Hot.

Angel has arrived from the Grim North. After saying her hello's to one and all she goes to drag Billy out of the kitchen to give him a temporary respite from slaving over a hot stove,and utterly confuse him. It's a long time since 1991 and he can't recall every floosie that was trying to get his attention back then....but it's away from the stove at any rate

Should I have gotten a bigger tree? *Planet wonders... as she turns to see....Mr. Duffy...*

OMG!! I see Billy is loose. Lock up your daughters!

Lock up your daughters and Release The Bats!

I belive the entertainment has started.

Red Sunsets wrote:It's a bit deid, better invite a few Heartlanders in
I think emilystrange would be right at home here, and BD will be back from hols on Friday so, we are OPEN fur business!

i dont know WHAT you mean RS.... but here i am and, as usual, dressed as the bad fairy... someone get me snakebite and black please. with double pernod. mmmmmmmmmmm i feel christmassy-er already.