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6-12-2003 Badgers are Back!!!
Posted: 06 Dec 2003, 15:16
by Izzy HaveMercy
In anticipation of the badgers-mushroom Flash animation:
The Badgers starring in the new LotR movie!!!
Careful, it took three minutes on my PC to load the fecker, but was well worth it!
** BADGERS!!! **
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/
IZZY.
Posted: 07 Dec 2003, 20:51
by Debaser
"The Ventriloquist"
A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the man "Can I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "No way, you stupid or somethin?. The dog doesn't talk, see"
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this man your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**king liar!"
taa daaaaaaa
Posted: 07 Dec 2003, 21:23
by James Blast
Hmmmmm
Posted: 07 Dec 2003, 21:24
by Quiff Boy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway...
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 01:39
by Andy TG
Ahem - I would just like to point there a many more Sheep(s) in New Zealand than Wales!
Besides - the majority of Welsh Lamb is sold in England !
So, by that Rational - We Might "F***" Them - But you EAT Them
Posted: 10 Dec 2003, 10:32
by Quiff Boy
AndyTheGoth wrote:Ahem - I would just like to point there a many more Sheep(s) in New Zealand than Wales!
Besides - the majority of Welsh Lamb is sold in England !
So, by that Rational - We Might "F***" Them - But you EAT Them
oi! don't tar me with their brush!
Posted: 11 Dec 2003, 01:54
by Andy TG
Quiff Boy wrote:AndyTheGoth wrote:Ahem - I would just like to point there a many more Sheep(s) in New Zealand than Wales!
Besides - the majority of Welsh Lamb is sold in England !
So, by that Rational - We Might "F***" Them - But you EAT Them
oi! don't tar me with their brush!
@ QB
Would I Ever Do That
I KNOW your a Veggie!
Posted: 11 Dec 2003, 17:19
by Izzy HaveMercy
AndyTheGoth wrote:Quiff Boy wrote:AndyTheGoth wrote:Ahem - I would just like to point there a many more Sheep(s) in New Zealand than Wales!
Besides - the majority of Welsh Lamb is sold in England !
So, by that Rational - We Might "F***" Them - But you EAT Them
oi! don't tar me with their brush!
@ QB
Would I Ever Do That
I KNOW your a Veggie!
Dear Quiffkins woudna even eat the WOOL off tha fecka!
Darn Vegans! Drinking Bud all day!
IZ, former veggie...