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I Am Back - Have I Missed Anything?
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 02:49
by Andy TG
Good Evening One and All!
AndyTheGoth
- Large as Life! - I was gone for a while But I have returned!
My question is this - what have a missed - any news on an new Sisters CD, the *cough* URL for Alice 2004 Downloads, Von actually doing "something", "Planets Place and Grill"
or That Guitarist "outed" as a "Pillock" etc etc?
Sorry to have been away so long - life kinda caught up with me and "Heartland" needed to step aside for a while - But all is know back to normal and I can annouce my Return To The Fold that is "My Heartland"
Knew You'd Be Pleased.....
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 13:10
by emilystrange
YOU were supposed to be DJ-ing at planet's - big si stepped in
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 13:43
by Black Shuck
Blimey, Andy; what HAVEN'T you missed?
*The new Sisters album got to number one in 72 countries, selling 130 million copies
*Von appeared on TOTP wearing a long black cape and pointy boots, with cobwebs painted on his temples
*Saddam Hussein was found; he had been hiding out as the lead singer in the m*****n ("I never thought anyone would notice!")
*Emily Strange led a revolutionary army to London, and was declared 'eternal leader of Britannia' in a coup (ALL HAIL EMILY STRANGE!)
*Black Planet brokered a peace deal between Israel and Palestine
*Quiff boy grew his quiff back (and a fine specimen it is too)
*Snowey saw the error of his ways and converted to Evertonianism
*So did Khepri ii
*Pikkrong made a huge plate of cottage pie, and fed all the world's hungry
*ALF made a glorious comeback
*So did Dangermouse
*The Sisters of Murphy appeared on CD:UK and terrified the audience
*Padstar Scored the winning try as England won the rugby world cup
*Sinsister won the 'miss world' contest in China
*Chairman Bux Won the turner prize last night for a selection of his venomous monologues
*Big Si ate a deep fried mars bar, and quite enjoyed it
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 13:46
by emilystrange
does this mean everyone has to do as i say?
no need to grovel ALL the time...
its looking good so far BS.
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 14:00
by khepri II
just the usual dilettante pandering to the masses
Planet being ousted as chief illusory dreamer
Hal triumphantly retreating from the upper regions of noise to content
............and Black Shuck getting weirder by the day
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 14:04
by emilystrange
who replaced BP and why?
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 14:05
by hallucienate
khepri II wrote:
Hal triumphantly retreating from the upper regions of noise to content
Only because of time contraints
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 14:11
by Black Planet
emilystrange wrote:who replaced BP and why?
Yeah, I'd like to know too.
And you know, for Christmas I am having Von kidnapped and flown to a secret location where I'm gonna have my way with him....
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 14:52
by khepri II
Black Planet wrote:emilystrange wrote:who replaced BP and why?
Yeah, I'd like to know too.
And you know, for Christmas I am having Von kidnapped and flown to a secret location where I'm gonna have my way with him....
in that case you'll have to extricate him from this person's mantle-piece, where he presently being held captive in a life-size snowdome
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 15:42
by emilystrange
As all are now my subjects, I give Von to BP to do with as she wishes.
enjoy.
xx
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:27
by MrChris
Aaah, the spirit of Christmas! Can I have a mudwrestle with Cheryl Tweedy?
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:29
by emilystrange
if you must..
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:33
by MrChris
I didn't say that out loud, did I?
Still, now you've granted the wish it'd be rude not to...I'll need some water and the use of someone's garden...
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:33
by emilystrange
if i get mine with whoever i choose
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:35
by MrChris
i'll try not to make the mud too dirty...if that's possible...
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:35
by 6FeetOver
Black Shuck wrote:
*Sinsister won the 'miss world' contest in China
I did? *Faints*
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:35
by Quiff Boy
emilystrange wrote:if i get mine with whoever i choose
i'm at your disposal...
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:48
by emilystrange
join the queue QB i'm making a list.. may take a while..
well done Sin
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 16:50
by emilystrange
and how am i supposed to get any work done now? *daydream drift*
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 17:03
by mayhem
And I get nish all as usual.
Welcome back, Mr TheGoth.
M
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 18:03
by cocoamix
SINsister wrote:Black Shuck wrote:
*Sinsister won the 'miss world' contest in China
I did? *Faints*
Yeah, at least you didn't win the
other contest there.
Tall, attractive, buxom women need not apply. Sorry Sinnie.
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 20:09
by Angelchild
We've all discovered the delights of polls which has led to some interesting debates.
I've stopped being shy(cf my post count)and we've had a lot of new peeps join the ranks
Welcome back!
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 22:41
by Black Shuck
khepri II wrote:
............and Black Shuck getting weirder by the day
Wibble wibble I'm a vaccuum cleaner. The combine harvesters are plotting my downfall!
Would you like some strudel, miss Haversham? Cluck cluck cluck.
Posted: 08 Dec 2003, 23:35
by pikkrong
Black Shuck wrote:
*Pikkrong made a huge plate of cottage pie, and fed all the world's hungry
and ate a half of it and now he's fat
Posted: 09 Dec 2003, 00:01
by Big Si
Black Shuck wrote:
*Big Si ate a deep fried mars bar, and quite enjoyed it
Not me shucky, must have been Red Sunsets, I'm the one eating lobster!
