If I am your leader...

emilystrange · 09 Dec 2003, 22:06

and i don't know what i did to deserve that... I assume some of you were in the Revolutionary Army..
tell me what you want for Heartland's Britannia in no more than 50 words and i'll see what i can do.
I think BP is sorted...

Tiaras may become compulsory for those who suit them.

6FeetOver · 09 Dec 2003, 22:28

Can I have a puppy?

pikkrong · 09 Dec 2003, 22:37

I'd like to get Tour Thing and missing Underneath The Rock issues - not a big deal to a great leader, I suppose

emilystrange · 09 Dec 2003, 22:38

if its a big deal to you, it is to me.
in a virtual world, both wishes granted.

Padstar · 09 Dec 2003, 22:43

Im thinking.......

Planet Dave · 09 Dec 2003, 23:06

Make sure a festival is organised next summer, headlined by The Sisters, natch, and preferably in the UK, but close by on the mainland will do (in fact, preferably Holland or Belgium).

That way we can all mooch along, boogie to the boys, gasp at the OTT light show they put on, have a generally stonking weekend, and put paid to all that sexual elastic trickery that buzzs round here on a regular basis.

I'm torn between the ridiculously gorgeous Black Dahlia, CorpPunk, Quiffy and the ridiculously gorgeous Ziggy. Shame Mr Stipe isn't a boarder, no one would else'd have a look-in.

Get to it me dear, should be a breeze. Just avoid Mr Storm when you're looking for a promoter!

Wheelie

emilystrange · 09 Dec 2003, 23:09

sorted.

Almiche V · 09 Dec 2003, 23:10

I'd like to live somewhere warm please!

6FeetOver · 09 Dec 2003, 23:24

Dave Whelan wrote:...and put paid to all that sexual elastic trickery that buzzs round here on a regular basis.

Oooo! Oooo! Your highness, I'd also like some of this too, please. I'm sure you can find me some suitable...playmates...

Almiche V · 09 Dec 2003, 23:34

SINsister wrote:
Dave Whelan wrote:...and put paid to all that sexual elastic trickery that buzzs round here on a regular basis.

Oooo! Oooo! Your highness, I'd also like some of this too, please. I'm sure you can find me some suitable...playmates...

Is that something to do with trousers falling down? With hil-aaaaa-rious consequences!!

RicheyJames · 10 Dec 2003, 00:07

can you do anything about the french?

Padstar · 10 Dec 2003, 00:39

OK

100 watt 3-channel Soldano Decatone Amp Head
Soldano 4x12 cab
Line 6 Pod-XT Pro rackmount
Knut Koupe Cloud guitars (White, Blue, Peach, Yellow and Black)
Auserwauld Model C and Symbol Guitars
Twin Neck (12 and 6) Ovation acoustic
Exact copies of all Matt Belamys custom built manson guitars
and a new pair of black socks.

Please.
Paddy.

Big Si · 10 Dec 2003, 00:42

Make all Guinness outside of Ireland taste just as good as Guinness poured in Ireland?

I miss very much the Botanic Bar ('the bot') on the Malone Road, Belfast. (But I'll be back at the end of January!

)

(yes, it's that "can you turn water into wine?" miracle

)

emilystrange · 10 Dec 2003, 09:39

i'm not a goddess yet, Big Si. not enough worshippers.
I can only help Britannia and her 'special friends', Richey, so all i can do is make the french jealous. sorry.
everything else is reasonable so ... oh go on then

randdebiel² · 10 Dec 2003, 10:09

Dave Whelan wrote:Make sure a festival is organised next summer, headlined by The Sisters, natch, and preferably in the UK, but close by on the mainland will do (in fact, preferably Holland or Belgium).

That way we can all mooch along, boogie to the boys, gasp at the OTT light show they put on, have a generally stonking weekend, and put paid to all that sexual elastic trickery that buzzs round here on a regular basis.

I'm torn between the ridiculously gorgeous Black Dahlia, CorpPunk, Quiffy and the ridiculously gorgeous Ziggy. Shame Mr Stipe isn't a boarder, no one would else'd have a look-in.

Get to it me dear, should be a breeze. Just avoid Mr Storm when you're looking for a promoter!

Wheelie

hey, if she rules over Brittania anyway, why don't threaten virgin or EMI to offer a juicy contract to von?

RicheyJames · 10 Dec 2003, 10:54

randdebielÂ² wrote:hey, if she rules over Brittania anyway, why don't threaten virgin or EMI to offer a juicy contract to von?

ummm... cos there's already enough s**t music in the world?

MrChris · 10 Dec 2003, 10:59

Oooh, controversial. Do I catch the whiff of aged curmudgeon, preserved in aspic?

By the way, Emms, I had the mudwrestle with Cheryl Tweedy. Very vigourous girl, just as I thought she would be. I must confess, she had my measure*. But enough of that. The mudpit is now free for you, or whoever else wants it.

*I'm sorry, I just have to point out what a good pun that was...!

RicheyJames · 10 Dec 2003, 11:12

MrChris wrote:Oooh, controversial. Do I catch the whiff of aged curmudgeon, preserved in aspic?

oi! less of the "aged"

emilystrange · 10 Dec 2003, 11:47

MrChris wrote: By the way, Emms, I had the mudwrestle with Cheryl Tweedy. Very vigourous girl, just as I thought she would be. I must confess, she had my measure*. But enough of that. The mudpit is now free for you, or whoever else wants it.

hmm just trying to decide who to.... oops daydream drift again

Big Si · 10 Dec 2003, 11:49

emilystrange wrote:i'm not a goddess yet, Big Si. not enough worshippers.
I can only help Britannia and her 'special friends', Richey, so all i can do is make the french jealous. sorry.
everything else is reasonable so ... oh go on then

Chairman Bux wrote:Beware of false idols

10 Dec 2003, 11:50

RicheyJames wrote:
MrChris wrote:Oooh, controversial. Do I catch the whiff of aged curmudgeon, preserved in aspic?
oi! less of the "aged"

"Twos-on" your aspic Richey...?

10 Dec 2003, 11:51

emilystrange wrote:and i don't know what i did to deserve that... I assume some of you were in the Revolutionary Army..
tell me what you want for Heartland's Britannia in no more than 50 words and i'll see what i can do.
I think BP is sorted...

Tiaras may become compulsory for those who suit them.

You know what? I'm actually looking forward to a few days off. Good luck.

A tiara would only muss my hair up...

10 Dec 2003, 12:01

a hell-blonde taira?

sorry

Big Si · 10 Dec 2003, 12:10

Quiff Boy wrote:a hell-blonde tiara?

Black Shuck · 10 Dec 2003, 12:32

Can I please apply to be your 'comical Ali'-style information minister?

here's a sample of my work:

ALL HAIL EMILY STRANGE, WONDERFUL AND IMMORTAL RULER OF THE PEOPLE'S STATE OF BRITANNIA. MAY SHE EVER RULE. SHE WILL CRUSH INVADING ARMIES LIKE AN EMPTY COKE CAN, AND ENEMY TANKS WILL BE TRAMPLED UNDER THE MIGHT OF HER GLORIOUS SHOES. HER ENEMIES WILL HAVE THEIR BRAINS EATEN BY STOATS AND WEASELS.

BRITANNIA WILL NEVER FAIL FOR EMILY STRANGE IS INVINCIBLE.

I am reliable, hard-working and honest and have good telephone manner. I'd like Â£4.35 per hour and three weeks holiday. I can start immediately.