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...in my mind
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..........Someone's breaking into that Island
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you have to admire the pope's protestant work ethic...
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Geoff Fire......you will not be famous
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chuck another log on your brother.

why?

because it's funny...
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He f**ked that one up in Sheffield...........
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I lost it during the 'failed guide dog for the blind' bit....

Oh and the 'it's not horse riding it's human wearing'

I'll never go and see him in an arena again...and I will NEVER EVER set foot in the Hallam FM one...evil bastard place. HOW frikking hot was it in there?
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Deep breaths................Nice big deep breaths!!
IT WAS ACE! I'd go again tomorrow (And nick the corset.......Oh and the boots........)
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Sexygoth wrote:(And nick the corset.......Oh and the boots........)
well i'm having the coat. alright?
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You can have it..............wrong colour for me anyway! But It did have that sexie (Did you see what I did there?) swing thing going on.............
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Sexygoth wrote:Deep breaths................Nice big deep breaths!!
IT WAS ACE! I'd go again tomorrow (And nick the corset.......Oh and the boots........)
I'm not saying he wasn't fablious...I'm just saying arenas are s**t...and comedy in arenas doesn't really go. The thing with Eddy it's not just what he says, it's how he says it with words and gestures...and when yer miles up and back you miss the nuances (EVEN when you watch the screen) of the eye brow raise, the knowing glances etc.

Until that night, the furthest I had been from him was about 20 yards. The distance and the fukking heat spoiled it for me...oh and wasn't that the crappiest encore? Have become used to so much more....but I'll still defend him to the death....
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Debaser wrote:I lost it during the 'failed guide dog for the blind' bit....

Oh and the 'it's not horse riding it's human wearing'

?
I think I may have been unclear.....

'I lost it' in that Coke shot out of me nose and tears leaked out....by the time he'd got to 'human wearing' I was dangerously close to leaking from another orifice...thanks the lord fer Tena Lady's
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LOL
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that's not masturbating. my penis would come off at the hinge...
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vote for me cause i've got teeef
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vot for me cos i've not got teef
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