15th jan 2004
Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 20:26
There are two nuns driving along in Transylvania and all of a sudden a vampire jumps up onto the front of the car. One nun says to the other nun "Quick! Show him your cross, show him your cross!" so she gets out of the car and says "Get off my car you c***!" 
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
"Damn!"
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
"Damn!"
A *cough* "Goff" Joke for a change! 