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Dear Doktor

Yesterday evening, my 14 year old son discovered my Rocky Horror Picture Show 25th Anniversary Edition DVD. I admit that I had hidden it from general view in case my appreciation of the fine performances by the entire cast was mistaken for sinful, perverted depravity. Imagine my dismay, then, when he held it aloft, looked at me with disdain and proclaimed in disbelief "Father, why on earth would you buy a DVD with a picture like THAT on the front?" Oh Doktor! What am I to do? I fear my wanton lasciviousness may have scarred him for life.

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Sit him down, tell him "son, this stuff will rock your world". Make him watch it. If he isn't up doing the Time Warp by the end, disown him :)

or even better, take him to a live show....14 you say? Yeah, it's about the right age :)
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Social Services will be around on monday to discuss. :von:
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Dear Shameful of Pubsey,

Dear, oh dear. Rocky Horror? Do you not know that Grease is much much better, aswell as being good, wholesome clean family fun! I would even go so far as to say that Grease is "the word".

Let's review the evidence:

Rocky Horror - ugly men in drag, goths, silly silly songs that are really annoying
Grease - quiffs, leather jackets, hot rods, songs about "chicks creaming" :o

The defence rests its case, m'lud.

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The Rocky Horror is one of my most hated things :P
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Shut up........It's ace, So is Grease mind you.............
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@SG. Shouldn't you be trainspotting in Crewe?
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some one has just suggested that Justin play Frank n Furter.. i think thats a brilliant idea! i'm still giggling
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Now that IS a good idea Emily. Mr Harry, If I was supposed to be at Crewe, I wouldn't be on the puter would I? :roll:
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i wish i was at crewe damn.
i think the person who thought of that needs a medal. he's almost in corset and fishnets already so not much traning required...
oops nearly a squiggle caused there... *smirk*
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Ask a silly question ...
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emilystrange wrote: i think the person who thought of that needs a medal. he's almost in corset and fishnets already so not much traning required...
oops nearly a squiggle caused there... *smirk*
Stop puting these sick images in my head, It's discusting :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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they were already there, young lady.... and you liked it as much as i did!
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Oops! Wandered into the wrong room AGAIN! <exits hastily>
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sorry, mr harry. join in..
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SG, Thrash and emily - Weirdos!
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Says you
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Yes! Says Me!!! :twisted:
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God, I bet having an argument with you is riviting stuff (sorry Richey if i've spelt that wrong!!!)
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Way off topic now...
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Like I said....................
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In my experienced opinion, having been to a "Rocky Horror Show" performance (with Jason Donovan as Frank!) I can say "Rocky Horror" is one of the best ever musicals - be it live or the movie.

That said I also really love "Paint Your Wagon" :-)

On the subject of "Grease" it would be great if it were not for that "Oorr" pause bit during a song - I HATE THAT!!!!!
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jason was great
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AndyTheGoth wrote:..."Rocky Horror" is one of the best ever musicals...
I'd agree with that. Only IMO it's a bit like saying "the most pleasant case of piles". I just don't get musicals I'm afraid.

Even Rocky Horror gets boring after the first half-hour.
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depends who's playing the lead on stage...
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