Happy Birthday Quiff Boy

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JansenClone
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Happy birthday QB! Over 30 eh...

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad 8)

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
Plautus :D

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier :innocent:

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake :wink:

From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye
William Butler Yeats :?

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong :(

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard :cry:

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell :evil:

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, from the Simpsons :notworthy:
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best wishes Quiff 8)
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Happy birthday, you big old fart
Only a paand.
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Bappiest Hirthday to you, dear esteemed leader!!! MWAH! :kiss: Don't you dare have too much fun now, you hear me?! :P Hope Mrs. Quiff's got lots of nice *surprises* in store for you - muahahaha!!! :twisted: :innocent: :von:
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Happy Birthday QB. Thanks for starting this forum.
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Happy birthday :!:

Have a good one. :wink:
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Happy birthday quiff
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A very happy birthday Quifflet--I hope it's a good one. And here I forgot to give you your b-day spanking. Ah well...next time. :twisted:
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But you'd have only made him cry like a little bitch
Only a paand.
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Happy Birthday boss man :D :D :D :D
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Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag ;-)
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Das machte viele Leute sehr wütend und wurde allenthalben als Schritt in die falsche Richtung angesehen."

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Happy Birthday Quiffy!
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HBD Quiffy!

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Watch our for the life-size Jane Goldman blow-up doll in the post :innocent:

Enjoy! :D
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Have a blast Quiff. To celebrate I'll make the DJ play something other than "Temple Of Love", and "Dominion" when I go clubbing this coming wednesday.

j0hn.......
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That this is the first time I've posted on a HB thread, so...

Happy Birthday Quiffy
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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All hail our glorious tyrant!!!
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I've baked you a cake:
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mh wrote:All hail our glorious tyrant!!!
shut it, you!

:D

ahhh, cheers guys :notworthy:

you kerrrrrazy kids... :roll:
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Happy birthday QB,
For he's a jolly good fellow and all that...
Have a great day :D
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happy birthday sweetie. ;D

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Happy Birthday QB. Thanks again for giving me somewhere to make a fool of myself in private.

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Have a good one Quiffster, you whippersnapper you.

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Happy birthday esteemed one :notworthy:
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